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 Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:00 pm
Reserved for Christmas RP
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:58 pm
It all started with a PSA on healthy eating. It wasn't exactly informative but said that you shouldn't eat too much red meat, potatoes, and should eat a lot of green, leafy vegetables. Of course in the Granitefang house there was an excess of red meat, potatoes, and a decided shortage on any thing that could be described as "leafy" or "green" or "vegetable". Upon some prodding from the young Hybrid the Ogre went shopping and now was attempting his very first health-conscious meal.
"Dad this really doesn-"
"Not now, Church."
"That really doesn't look like the bo-"
"Quiet!"
"Dad!"
"What?!"
"It's on fire!"
"AW s**t!"
Despite being a damn good chef, and damn proud of it, the Ogre had, sadly, decided to try a poorly-worded and incredibly difficult dish. Currently it had become some thing resembling a vegetarian curry that was thick enough to go into a pastry shell, had it not been on fire.
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A few hours passed, and the kitchen still smelled like smoke and burnt vegetables. Between the Hybrid and the Ogre sat a veggie pizza.
"See? Healthy...Ish. Not bad, right?"
"Nope!"
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