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Pixie tried to rape my little brother. It was totally grossie.

I drove across country again, through 9 states - Nevada, Arizona, Utah, Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, New York, and fiiiiinally Connecticut. NV and AZ dont matter. Utah was fun! It has lots of different kinds of pretty. Wyoming had pronged horn antelope and random abandoned shacks. South Dakota was FLAT and had lots and lots of towns that had populations of 350 and smaller, one town only had 12 people in it. SD'ers are all homeschooled so God only knows what the people there are like. We only saw another car like every 15 miles and I waved at them but no one waved back sad Oh and we went to Mt Rushmore. It was cool. From one direction it looked like Roosevelt and Lincoln were going in for a kiss.

Minnesota was where Pixie was. We went to Mall of America. It was fun. I dont ******** know what the abbreviation for that state is :/ MN? It was a good state. Really quick to drive through smile Did you know every single person in MN goes to college in SD? Fun fact. Pixie is really cool irl btw. We went to underwater adventures in the mall and touched up sea things and made them bubble bc we are just that sexy.

ANOTHER FUN FACT! The Rockies were made by the dinosaurs who bit the ground and pulled up. smile

WISCONSIN CAN GO ******** ITSELF D< I hate it. Same with Illinois and Indiana and Ohio. I hate every state with tolls. Its BULLSHIT. Those poor a** mother ******** welfare states that cant even pay for their own roads. AND THEY ARENT EVEN NICE!!!! We paid shittons of money to drive on their roads and they were crap!!!!!!! WTF??????????? Its like going to Outback and paying $20 for a really good steak and all they give you is the free bread and you're like b***h WHERE IS MY STEAK??? And they're like ******** YOU DO I LOOK LIKE CT????? and then they throw a mcdouble in your face and laugh. SO RUDE. In MY state you pay nothing and you get free magical fantastical $35 Cheesecake factory steak roads with free drinks AND bread AND salad AND complimentary desert.

We then magically went from OH to NY. We somehow lost over 8 hours in between, I do not know what happened. NY WAS A PUNK a** SLUT BAG!! UGH. I am on SERIOUS hiatus from that state right now. We are in a feud. It is going to have to do some serious a**-kissing if it wants me to forgive it. Its actually really insulting bc NY is New England's best friend family-member with benefits. Did you ever notice how it touches up 3 New England states? Maybe I've always just assumed its touching us up, maybe its really molesting us. Douchebag. I dont blame the Native Americans for selling Manhatten for $12 or whatever. People act like the Europeans took advantage of them but they were probably laughing at how they got us to BUY NY from them. Its like if you had nuclear waste dumped in your living room and then were PAID to have someone take it away. Stupid Dutch, falling for that s**t.

Once we got to CT the rain slowed to a drizzle, the roads were well-lit, had 3 lanes, brand new asphalt, and all the trucks that had been blinding me with their water disappeared. God bless CT <3333

Things I learned! SD is RACIST!!!! Pronged horn antelopes can run up to 70mph and if you stand in front of them you'll get the best ******** of your life. Provo UT will be one of my many weekend homes. And there are only 49 states. On the flag CT gets two stars and two stripes. One of each color, because we're not racist smile Oh and my brother had us listen to a lot of Lil Wayne and NWA so I must have learned some from that too. I really hope he got Pixie pregnant biggrin I want a baby.

but you know she's right. you are.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

I didn't know Alpha lived in Utah.

WE'RE UTAH BUDDIES NAO.

they took our picture but wanted us to pay for it, totally lame. also nymphie still had a torso.