Prologue


"Make sure to never do it with a singer, cause he'll tell everyone in the world what he was thinkin' about the girl!"- The White Stripes 'The Denial Twist'

Why the hell didn't I take his advice? It's almost like he knew I was going to be an imbecile and attempt this foolhardy endeavor, so he tried to warn me. (Obviously this isn't true, seeing as he has never even SEEN or heard of me, but still...)