Q. Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?
A. Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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A gathering of like minded people who like things...and stuff.
