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 Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:03 pm
John Morrison's theme plays as WECW Extreme reality comes back in from a commercial break. He is standing in the ring in a pair of jeans, a black button-up (unbuttoned of course), and his trademark sunglasses.
He pulls the mic up to his lips as the crowd finally stop cheering, "Hi, I'm John Morrison and I once sat under a tree and taught a man named Buddha about enlightenment...then I kicked him in the face and told him to get away from my damn tree," he stops as the crowd laughs, "I'm sure that Evolution has forgotten about Johhny Boy already....but I have a damn good memory. Sheamus, last week you and your little pal the Rated-G beauty queen took advantage of me..." the crowd is now rolling in laugher at his insult, "....yeah worst part is they never called back, "The crowd is completely hysterical, "But thats not my point... Sheamus, I'm going to make this real simple because I know you're a little thick headed and hard at hearing....Sheamus, thats you.....versus....John Morrison, but this time lets make sure your little friends don't get involved, lets make it a steel cage!" The crowd erupts into a huge cheer.
((Sheamus is the only one allowed to come out in this promo))
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 9:25 am
Suddenly Sheamus's theme blares from the speakers as the crowd erupts in boo's, the lights turned green and a large celtic cross was on the Titantron, Sheamus walked out with a mic in his hand, he looked around at the crowd and then shook his head as if taunt them, he then waited for the music to die down before he said "John..go home...you honestly think a small man like you can take on the celtic warrior?, if you think so, then wrong! i kicked you in the face, you dont want that again...but if you really want to go through with this challange then i accept, i dont want any legal actions taken for whats going to happen to you in that steel cage, so next week i want a contract signing, that way WHEN i break your neck you'll have nobody to blame but yourself"
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 7:55 pm
John is sporting a trademark "pretty boy" smirk.
"I'm sorry, all I heard was..." he puts on a fake Irish accent, "Blah blah blah, somethin' 'bout beer n' blarney stones!" he stops as the crowd laughs. He then goes back to his normal voice, "If you want this unsanctioned you got it, I'll sign the contract...but I don't wanna see it up on eBay, tryin' to cash in on my autograph," the crowd laughs. He then drops the mic and takes off his shades and glares at Sheamus assuming he may attack soon
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 8:12 pm
"And you wonder why nobody takes you seriously..., your pathetic John, ive captured my 1st world title quicker than youve ever could, im undefeated, your a decent superstar no doubt but when it comes to the punchline, im just that much better than you are, ill see you next week for the contract signing" Sheamus would drop the mic and glare at John morrsion, he was about to turn around until he looked back over at John and pounded on his chest with a smirk before going backstage, his exit music playing.
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