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----KJV: http://sacred-texts.com/bib/kjv/index.htm
----Rig Veda English: http://sacred-texts.com/hin/rigveda/index.htm
----I can't read Hebrew or Sanskrit, but I have oft argued that the Monotheistic God of the Rigveda (हिरण्यगर्भः) and the God of Abraham (אֱלהִים / الله / بهاء / God) are the same God, it is just that people hold differing belifes about that God, so I use the english versions of the scriptures to argue my point...
----Anyone want to tell me what they think of this theory?
----or give us some good jokes,
----Genesis 1:2
‎‏וְהָאָ֗רֶץ הָיְתָ֥ה תֹ֙הוּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ וְחֹ֖שֶׁךְ עַל־פְּנֵ֣י תְה֑וֹם וְר֣וּחַ אֱלֹהִ֔ים מְרַחֶ֖פֶת עַל־פְּנֵ֥י הַמָּֽיִם׃
----Daniel 11:36
‏וְעָשָׂ֨ה כִרְצוֹנ֜וֹ הַמֶּ֗לֶךְ וְיִתְרוֹמֵ֤ם וְיִתְגַּדֵּל֙ עַל־כָּל־אֵ֔ל וְעַל֙ אֵ֣ל אֵלִ֔ים יְדַבֵּ֖ר נִפְלָא֑וֹת וְהִצְלִ֙יחַ֙ עַד־כָּ֣לָה זַ֔עַם כִּ֥י נֶחֱרָצָ֖ה נֶעֱשָֽׂתָה׃
----Rigveda 10:129
नासदासीन नो सदासीत तदानीं नासीद रजो नो वयोमापरो यत |
किमावरीवः कुह कस्य शर्मन्नम्भः किमासीद गहनं गभीरम ||
न मर्त्युरासीदम्र्तं न तर्हि न रात्र्या अह्न आसीत्प्रकेतः |
आनीदवातं सवधया तदेकं तस्माद्धान्यन न परः किं चनास ||
तम आसीत तमसा गूळमग्रे.अप्रकेतं सलिलं सर्वमािदम |
तुछ्येनाभ्वपिहितं यदासीत तपसस्तन्महिनाजायतैकम ||
कामस्तदग्रे समवर्तताधि मनसो रेतः परथमं यदासीत |
सतो बन्धुमसति निरविन्दन हर्दि परतीष्याकवयो मनीषा ||
तिरश्चीनो विततो रश्मिरेषामधः सविदासी.अ.अ.अत |
रेतोधाासन महिमान आसन सवधा अवस्तात परयतिः परस्तात ||
को अद्धा वेद क इह पर वोचत कुत आजाता कुत इयंविस्र्ष्टिः |
अर्वाग देवा अस्य विसर्जनेनाथा को वेद यताबभूव ||
इयं विस्र्ष्टिर्यत आबभूव यदि वा दधे यदि वा न |
यो अस्याध्यक्षः परमे वयोमन सो अङग वेद यदि वा नवेद ||
----Rigveda 10:121
हिरण्यगर्भः समवर्तताग्रे भूतस्य जातः पतिरेकासीत |
स दाधार पर्थिवीं दयामुतेमां कस्मै देवायहविषा विधेम ||
य आत्मदा बलदा यस्य विश्व उपासते परशिषं यस्यदेवाः |
यस्य छायाम्र्तं यस्य मर्त्युः कस्मै देवायहविषा विधेम ||
यः पराणतो निमिषतो महित्वैक इद राजा जगतो बभूव |
य ईशे अस्य दविपदश्चतुष्पदः कस्मै देवाय हविषाविधेम ||
यस्येमे हिमवन्तो महित्वा यस्य समुद्रं रसया सहाहुः |
यस्येमाः परदिशो यस्य बाहू कस्मै देवाय हविषाविधेम ||
येन दयौरुग्रा पर्थिवी च दर्ळ्हा येन सव सतभितं येननाकः |
यो अन्तरिक्षे रजसो विमानः कस्मै देवायहविषा विधेम ||
यं करन्दसी अवसा तस्तभाने अभ्यैक्षेतां मनसारेजमाने |
यत्राधि सूर उदितो विभाति कस्मै देवायहविषा विधेम ||
आपो ह यद बर्हतीर्विश्वमायन गर्भं दधानाजनयन्तीरग्निम |
ततो देवानां समवर्ततासुरेकःकस्मै देवाय हविषा विधेम ||
यश्चिदापो महिना पर्यपश्यद दक्षं दधानाजनयन्तीर्यज्ञम |
यो देवेष्वधि देव एक आसीत कस्मैदेवाय हविषा विधेम ||
मा नो हिंसीज्जनिता यः पर्थिव्या यो वा दिवंसत्यधर्मा जजान |
यश्चापश्चन्द्रा बर्हतीर्जजानकस्मै देवाय हविषा विधेम ||
परजापते न तवदेतान्यन्यो विश्वा जातानि परि ताबभूव |
यत्कामास्ते जुहुमस्तन नो अस्तु वयं सयाम पतयोरयीणाम ||

----no, in the tenth book hymn 121 of the rigveda is clearly mentioned a single God, Lord of Men and cattle, and god of all all Devas (Literally "illuminous beings" though traditionally Translated as "God"), the name mentioned for that God is Hiranyagarbha...

@brainnnsoup

What you are describing is soft polytheism, the idea that all Gods are God. It is quite popular but it has it's issue such as if all Gods are God then why would a God rape themselves or why would a God kill themselves. It also relies on ethnocentric stance that all archetypes cross culturally are exactly the same but that's not necessarily true.

While you driving in India be sure to hit a cow crossing the street. Make sure you hit it with enough force that it will die. When everyone gathers around, jump on top of the cow and shout as loud as you can, "BEEF IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!". Everyone will laugh.j/k you will be deported and asked not to return. One of my teachers hit a cow by accident (crappy brakes he claimed). He had never seen so many people pissed over one dead cow.

Bonus points for smashing idols!