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 Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 9:25 am
post what you think would happen if different naruto characters were on da oprah winfrey show!!
kurenai and oprah!!
oprah: so...your...pregnant....
kurenai: yah? so?
oprah: well...your fat
choji: DID SOMEONE SAY FAT? HUMAN BOULDER!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 9:46 am
lol...
sakura and ino Walk in :
oprah asks: whats ur problems
ino: well She started it
Sakura : What u u say pigg
Ino : Look Brodway im just saying what i feel .
Sakura : oh ya how about i show u how i feel ?
Ino : oh ya lets go!!! Forehead
Ohprah: Girls clam Down
sakura Ino : Starts fight
Oprah: Breaks us up but gets cought in the fight...
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:36 pm
lol biggrin
lee and oprah
oprah: so you want to be a ninja?
lee: YES! I WANT TO PROOVE THAT-
oprah: yeah yeah i know...that even someone who cant use ninjutsu or genjutsu can still become a splendid ninja.
lee: HEY!! YOU STOLE MY LINE!! AND YOU CANT EVEN USE NINJUTSU GENJUTSU OR TIJUTSU!!
oprah: i wasnt saying that-
lee: LEAF HURRICANE!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:07 am
oprah and haku xD
oprah: so....ur...a girl?!
haku: IM A GUY!!!!!
oprah: are you sure?
haku: yes im sure!! O.o unless...wait...i..i.. *looks under pants*
oprah: Maybe ur both!^^
haku: nope, im a guy...*phew* almost doubted myself for a second...
oprah: almost? xD
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iKurenai Yuhi sensei Captain
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iKurenai Yuhi sensei Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:13 am
oprah and deidara
oprah: so u used to be a bomber?
Deidara: wanna see my art?! un.
oprah: don't change the subject
deidara: but my art is a blast!!
oprah: whatever....
deidara: i can show you! *makes clay birds*
oprah: hmm, not bad, what happend to ur hands?!
deidara: uh...
oprah: so why do you hate uchihas?
Sasuke shouts from the audience: UR ART IS GAY!!!
deidara: do i need an explanation? *stares at sasuke*
oprah: it is pretty gay...ok, thats it for today see you tommorrow where we'll interview kisame! ^^
deidara: w..wait! i didn't get to explain my art un!
oprah: No. One. Cares.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:10 pm
lol (poor deidei)
tobi and oprah
oprah: hi tobi you want some coffee?
tobi: whats coffee?
oprah: .....er.... just drink it.
tobi: *drinks coffee*
oprah: so anyway tobi-
tobi: WAAAAH!!!! *get really hyper and starts tearing up the studio*
DeidarasgurlXD: WOOOOOT!! GO TOBI!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:32 am
oprah and sasuke
oprah:er, hello
sasuke:...
oprah:do you want to talk?
sasuke:...
oprah:fine by me.
sasuke:...
oprah:right...so we'll just stay here and wait for you to talk(assuming you can)
sakura enters n spots sasuke
sasuke:AAHH!! GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!
oprah surprised h good you can talk
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:20 pm
itachi and oprah
*THIS HAS SPOILERS!!!*
oprah: itachi....you killed ur whole clan
itachi: ......no.....no alone....
oprah: o rlly? then who helped you?
itachi: .....THATS NONE OF UR BUISNESS YOU CRAZY OLD BAT!!!!.....it was uchiha madara....
oprah: er.....uh.......ok.....
itachi: .....you b***h.....
oprah: so..you want sasuke to kill you?
itachi:....thats none of ur buisness....
oprah: STOP SAYING THAT!
itachi:....you yelled.....santas putting you on the bad list
oprah: SANTAS NOT REAL!!
itachi: *gasps* are you telling me santas not real?!?!?! MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:43 pm
SPOILERS
Oprah and Orochimaru
Oprah: Soo.... You're a traitor who has been living off of other people's bodies for years and now you're inhabiting Kabuto's?
Orochimaru: Yes. Would you like to be the next?
Oprah: OH HELL NO
Orochi: Why not? I could give you amazing power.
Oprah: PERV *slaps him with her purse*
Orochi: WTF was that for? I just want to bite your neck a little...
Oprah: OMFG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?! SECURITY!!!
*Pain x6 walks in and grabs a pouting Orochimaru*
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:49 pm
(lol Go itachi XD)
Oprah and naruto
Oprah:hey naruto
naruto: hi oprah! *smiles*
oprah: so tell us a bit about you're show
naruto: well its about me obviosly, and its really complicated to explain just watch it and you get hooked!
oprah: interesting, so do you have a love interest in the show?!
naruto:well, i have fans who think i'll end up with sakura, and fans who think i'll end up with hinata.
Oprah surprised h i see. And who do you prefer?!
Naruto: *blushes* well i'd have to say-
Ichigo: OMFG!!!!! LOOOK RUKIA IT'S F***ING OPRAH!!!!!!!!
rukia: Sit your a** down!
Naruto: hey you're from bleach what are you doing here?!
Ichigo: YES BLEACH RULESSS!!!!
Naruto: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!
Ichigo: I believe i did! I spit on ur show it sucks!!!
Naruto: NO BLEACH SUCKS!!! WHO F***ING NAMES A SHOW BLEACH??!! SERIOUSLY!!!
Oprah: can you settle down?! and you sir, in the audience with the strawberry hair sit down!
Ichigo: Oh sorry oprah, i didn't mean, it you awsome i love you, can you sign my butt?!
Oprah: o.o
Rukia: Sit down you psycho! *pulls ichigo's ear*
ichigo: ow ow ouch!!
Naruto: -.-'
Oprah: well, where were we?! oh yes who do you prefer sakura or hinata?!
Naruto: well oprah i....*farts*
Oprah: *stares* oh....my....lord, you had an omlette didn't you?! *holds nose*
Naruto: Actually i had egg ramen, but you came pretty close!
Oprah: CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!! NOW!!! AND GET SOME AIR FRESHNER!!!!
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iKurenai Yuhi sensei Captain
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 8:10 am
haha that was hilarious!!
hmm maybeeee oprah and kakuzu
oprah: so ur addicted to money?
kakuzu: give me 2,000 for every word you speak.
oprah: wait....why?
kaka: dont ask why just gimme mah MONAYY!
oprah: i dont even have that kind of MONAYY!
kaka: u r lieing!! isnt this supposed to like the biggest show on? (that pained me so much to say that...) or maybe...kabuto was lieing when he said that.
oprah: --*
kaka: yes! he had to be lying he was playing with the dead when he said that! always with the dead that boy...
oprah: so anyway do you want mah MONAYY or what?
kaka: ....******** this ill be a stripper
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:29 pm
LOL I would so watch that biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:19 pm
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