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Inspired by DallyRotl, author of FaCe ThE StRaNgE, this guild is all about finding, exploiting, and lolling at terrible fanfics. 

Tags: twilight, harry potter, fanfiction, sonic, yu yu hakusho 

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MAGIEmage

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:41 pm


My friend came across this terrible fanfiction. If you guessed , it's an other twilight fanfiction. ((Hooray)) Anyway, I thought I should share it with you all. I think I've found pure gold in this story, take a look. This isn't for an specific charity. (Geddit?!1))

Chapter one of Newborn: a vampire love story starring Hayley

Here is a sample.

Quote:
"Thanks for nothing douche!" she hollered. Then she did a devil chant and a weird p***s shaped thing tore out of her stomach! It had a trillion green eyes and four-hundred seventy six teeth!

"Pee-pee, tear THOSE BITCHES APART!"
PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:26 pm


Well, you're so filthy. I'm better off without you and you're better off without me.


Not as good as Dally.User Image


Well, I'm so ugly. You're better off without me and I'm better off alone.

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Moosetachio

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:39 pm


-Major WTF'ery moment-
PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:27 pm


Better than Mrs. Meyers.

lumakuma

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Kumori-dono

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:34 am


beyondcrazy
Better than Mrs. Meyers.


She's still married? given the blatant self insertion I'd have thought her husband would have assumed she was cheating and didn't know how else to cope with the guilt, how can you stay with someone who single-handedly destroyed the vampire myth?


oh yeah all the money..... what a d**k....
PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:58 am


shes only not as bad as dally cus she uses proper grammar more often.

Luneza

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MAGIEmage

Sparkly Prophet

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:05 pm


I think it's a dude.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:42 pm


That.....was painful. But yet I still can't stop laughing.

Night Kunoichi

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