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The Epic Failfiction Fanclub

Inspired by DallyRotl, author of FaCe ThE StRaNgE, this guild is all about finding, exploiting, and lolling at terrible fanfics.

Tags: twilight, harry potter, fanfiction, sonic, yu yu hakusho

The Epic Failfiction Fanclub

Worse then face the strange! :Le gasp:

MAGIEmage

Sparkly Prophet

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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:41 pm

My friend came across this terrible fanfiction. If you guessed , it's an other twilight fanfiction. ((Hooray)) Anyway, I thought I should share it with you all. I think I've found pure gold in this story, take a look. This isn't for an specific charity. (Geddit?!1))

Chapter one of Newborn: a vampire love story starring Hayley

Here is a sample.

Quote:

"Thanks for nothing douche!" she hollered. Then she did a devil chant and a weird p***s shaped thing tore out of her stomach! It had a trillion green eyes and four-hundred seventy six teeth!

"Pee-pee, tear THOSE BITCHES APART!"

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:26 pm

Well, you're so filthy. I'm better off without you and you're better off without me.

Not as good as Dally. User Image

Well, I'm so ugly. You're better off without me and I'm better off alone.

2A30128

Shameless Heckler

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Moosetachio

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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:39 pm

-Major WTF'ery moment-

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:27 pm

Better than Mrs. Meyers.

lumakuma

6,750 Points

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Kumori-dono

Shy Borg

8,900 Points

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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:34 am

beyondcrazy

Better than Mrs. Meyers.

She's still married? given the blatant self insertion I'd have thought her husband would have assumed she was cheating and didn't know how else to cope with the guilt, how can you stay with someone who single-handedly destroyed the vampire myth?

oh yeah all the money..... what a d**k....