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 Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:20 pm
FIRST PAGE IS FULL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stealing a post at the top of the second page so I can keep a list of links.
I'll be doing a Nuzlocke challenge on Yellow version. A large portion of it will probably be played via Pokémon Stadium (Doduo GB Tower = Double speed heart ; I should really finish upgrading it, though), but I won't do any transferring/trading/teaching Surf with it.
EDIT: For the record, I'm skipping the 'no Healing items' rule. First gen didn't auto-heal poison once you hit 1 HP, and if my pokémon die, they're at least going out in battle. I'll probably minimize ball-buying once I've picked up the first five that the game should give me but doesn't, though.
Zeph played with the SNES for a while before turning the system off in frustration.
"If I hear that baby crying one more time..." she muttered to herself. "All right, what else do I have to play?" A quick search found two other games, both finished.
"Out of games? Aw, man. And Pallet's too small to even have a store..." Zeph walked across the room and looked at the Town Map on the wall. "It's... Celadon that has the department store, I think. Oh wow, that's pretty far away. I'd better start walking."
Zeph grabbed her wallet, said a quick "See you later Mom", and left the house. However, as she was about to leave town, she heard a voice.
"Hey, wait! Don't go out!"
Professor Oak quickly caught up to Zeph. "It's unsafe! Wild pokémon live in tall grass!" As Zeph was about to explain herself, a yellow mouse-like creature jumped out of the grass and attacked them. The professor grabbed a Poké Ball and threw it at the creature, capturing it.
"That was close," he said. "If you're going somewhere, you'll need a pokémon for your own protection. Come with me." Professor Oak walked back to his lab, Zeph following him.
Upon entering Oak's lab, a boy about Zeph's age came over. "It's about time, Gramps! What did you call me here for, anyway?"
"Hold on, Alex. I'll get to you in a second," Oak responded. Turning to Zeph, he said, "You see that Poké Ball on the table?"
"Yeah."
"Take it. It's yours!"
"Really?! Thank you!" Zeph walked over to the table. As she reached for the Ball, Alex pushed her away and grabbed the ball for himself.
"I'm taking this one," he said, smirking.
"But I had-" Professor Oak stopped mid-sentence. "Ah, never mind. Zeph, come here."
"Here's the Pikachu I caught earlier. It's still fairly wild since it was only recently caught, but you can have it."
"Pikachu, huh? All right, then. I'm calling you Mikazuchi."
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:20 pm
Brian played with his NES for a while, before deciding, for some reason, that it was TIME TO GO! Going downstairs, he found his mother nearly in tears as her son was finally ready to leave home. Her eyes drying suddenly, she reminded him that Professor Oak was looking for him.
Brian had never really trusted that man...
Checking the professor's lab, Brian found only his assistants and perpetually annoying grandson, Gary. "Now, where could that old codger have gone?" Brian thought to himself.
Figuring he might've gone to Viridian City, Brian walked towards the edge of town, when an uncomfortably dry voice stopped him. "It's unsafe! Wild Pokemon live in tall grass!" said the old professor, stopping Brian from exiting the small prison-like town. Grabbing Brian by the ear, Oak took him back to his lab, where Gary was still wasting air.
"Shut up boys!" Said Oak.
"I've got three pokemon here." He then trailed off into a monologue of his own pokemon training days. Brian silently wished for death as he nodded off to sleep.
Finally, Oak played favorites and told Brian to pick a pokemon, letting Gary grab a grass type pokemon once Brian picked up the Squirtle. He tried to put it back and grab the Charmander, but Oak threw a rock at his head and told his grandson to "go kick that f**'s a**." Recoiling in fear, Brian threw the Squirtle out, shouting "Valdez GO!"
Everyone, including Valdez, stared at Brian for a moment before just accepting that he was terrible at giving nicknames and the battle commenced.
Starting the battle off with a tail whip, Valdez followed up by continuesly pummeling his rival's Bulbasaur with tackles. At the end, Valdez pulled through, but only barely.
"YES! My first victory! Suck it bitches!" a triumphant Brian yelled as he ran from the building after stealing one of Oak's weird computer-y things.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:32 pm
After an uneventful trip to Viridian City, Brian and Valdez went first to the local market shop, hoping to acquire some balls and food. Unfortunately, that was not to be the case.
"HEY! YOU'RE THE KID THE PROF IS LOOKIN ******** ******** ********!" Turning to run out of the store, Brian ran smack into the now closed doors.
"Sorry kid, prof's orders. He says I ain't tah let yeh leave til you've repayed him for that there gizmo you stole." Heaving a rather large package out from behind the counter, the burly shopkeep dropped it into Brian's backpack, causing him to nearly collapse from the weight.
"What the s**t is this?" Brian asked increduously.
"Just the prof's regular monthly shipment o' dirty mags yah little theif" the man said, booting Brian out of the store. "Now git!"
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After delivering the dirty magazines to Oak, the professor no longer seemed to care very much about Brian's earlier theft, so he decided to help himself to some empty pokeballs on his way out of the lab.
No sooner had Brian gone back into the tall grass outside his home town, he was accosted by a wild Pidgey! Setting Valdez upon it, Brian pummeled the fowl beast into submission before cramming it into one of his new pokeballs.
"All right! I'm gonna call you... Fernando. Yup."
This was the start of a beautiful friendship. Brian could just tell.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:52 pm
After training Valdez and Fernando for a while, Brian decided to venture, tentatively, into route one. Immediately, he was preyed upon by a Rattata which nearly killed Fernando in a single hit! Quickly switching out to Valdez, Brian managed to weaken the rodent enough to jam it into a pokeball as well.
"Well, that'll be just enough out of you Nibbler" Brian said to the encapsulated pokemon.
"All right. Time to train these guys" Brian thought to himself, heading back to route 1.
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After decided that Valdez had proven himself strong enough, Brian opted to go off to Route 4, since he was still leery of the deep Viridian Forest. Shockingly enough, the first pokemon Brian encountered there was a hangry (hungry angry) Mankey! Sending out Valdez, the turtle pokemon easily blocked the ape's scratch attacks with its hard shell, and weakened it enough for Brian to capture in one of his pokeballs.
"Hells yeah you're mine now Ape" Brian shouted triumphantly.
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:45 pm
After flying through Brock (Metal Clawin' all up in this b***h) and Misty (Can you say 'Twineedle?'), Kicking Blue out of the S.S. Anne, rubbing a guy's back, and catching an ugly Drowzee, Nick had caught many Pokemon and was looking for one to replace the fallen comrade 'Lucky' the Raticate. "Let's see... TrebleClef the Clefairy, Macho the Nidiron Male..." Nick scrolled through his options. His eyes widened as he remembered the Pokemon he had purchased earlier. "It's the King of Carp; Magikarp! Come on, Magikarp! Let's go!" *training montage*FIFTEEN LEVELS ******** YEAH, GYARADOS! IT'S A GOOD THING I CALLED YOU MONSTRO!" Tears of joy flowed down Nick's face as he embraced the frightening sea serpent. <******** YEAH, BITE!" Nick cried excitedly as the monster bit down on puny trainers who stood in his way. Nick had decided to try his luck for a Meowth in the tiny Route under Cerulean. Pokemon were seemingly rare in that spot, since Nick walked around for a minute without encountering anything. And then suddenly! Who's that Pokemon?! Not a Meowth for sure. It looked like some sort of wandering root. "The ********. Oddish. ******** you, Arceus, I wanted a Meowth." Nick said, attacking the poor Pokemon with a Bite. Amazingly, the Pokemon survived, only to Paralyze Monstro. "You son of a d**k. I'm catching you and calling you f**." Nick tossed a Pokeball and promptly caught the Pokemon. He wasn't shy about calling it f**, either. And so with his heroic team of Pokemon, Nick set out! Lagarto the Charmander, f** the Oddish, Miemen the Mr. Mime, Monstro the Gyarados, and his favorite and most loved Pokemon; Drilldozer the Beedrill.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:34 am
April 10, Johto
Cookie had spent days in the grasses around Goldenrod, training things to be able to take on Whitney. He had heard many horror stories about that Miltank. He had reserved to take precautions and get each and every one of his pokemon up to level twenty.
It had already been a full day since that gym trainer and her Clefairy had taken out Tickerton. Cookie had filled the hole in his party with George, his new Nidorino.
It was time.
Gregory had had enough. This guy keeps coming back and trying to kill him! Why? What did he do? And he keeps calling him "Clarence!" It doesn't even make any sense! Well, today Gregory was going to--
"Ohgodhe'scomingback," Gregory exclaimed in one short breath, hiding behind one of the statues at the Goldenrod Gym's entrance and accidentally bumping his blackened eye in the process.
The statue's head explodes as Cookie's fist destroys the stone face. Without turning to face Gregory or the statue, he looks out of the corner of his eye and down to the man crouching behind the crumbling stone remains.
"I'll murder you yet, Clarence."
Cookie walks away, and Gregory inhales once again.
The battle with Whitney begins, and the overly cheery young girl sends out her level 17 Clefairy.
Anastasia, now at level 25, wipes the floor with it.
Whitney sends out her Miltank, and Cookie switches out for Barbara. The giant bee uses Bug Bite, and finds that the Miltank is holding a Lum Berry to devour. With the Protection against status effects gone, Cookie switches out for Rapture, his Togepi, and after some trouble with flinching and attraction ("...Really? How could anyone ever love that fat cow?"), Yawns the Miltank into sleep. Cookie switches out once again for George the Nidorino and proceeds to Double-Kick the s**t out of the sleeping cow. The fight ends, and Rapture the Togepi goes through an evolution to become Rapture the Togetic.
Overall, the battle has lasted for less than two minutes.
On his way out of the gym, Cookie looks around for Clarence, but he is nowhere to be found.
"The little s**t must have left for the next gym already. Huh. I suppose I can get him next time."
Cookie affectionately rubs Anastasia's head, and steps out of the gym.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:44 am
I started mine. I went random on the Pokemon choice and ended up with Totodile 3 out of the 3 times I tried it. So I'll update probably at the end of each day.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:37 pm
Cookie, your destruction of the statue made me smile.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:25 am
Nick had decided to walk over to enter the Rock Tunnel and test his luck. He was crossing his fingers for an Onix... And he got one! "Sweet. I'll call you... Tectonix. Yep, no originality there." Nick walked all the way back to Vermillion and sent out his Tectonix.
He swept through the Gym, and now f** the Oddish was going to be his HM Slave.
After aimlessly wandering through the Rock Tunnel, Nick finally came up on the other side. In all this, he had lost f** the Oddish. "Meh. Oh well." he said, walking towards the Pokemon Center. He dropped the dead Pokemon and carried on without a problem.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:06 am
dragn99 Cookie, your destruction of the statue made me smile. I really hate those ugly things.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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