Simples. Take the quiz, winner is the one who gets most correct, then gets the 2500 gold prize. Easy! So do well! Some of the questions are a little whack tho. Answer on the "Entry" thread. This one has been LOCKED due to the fact I distrust my staff. *You wouldn't believe the things they do to me.*

QUESTIONS.

1. Who am I?

a) Cara.
b) The manager.
c) A SHEMALE!

2. Who are you?

a) Um, you?
b) A person taking the quiz, what does it look like dumbass.
c) Hi. I like waffles.

3. What is your political view?

a) Communism.
b) Democracy.
c) Hi. I like waffles.

4. Why are you here?

a) I THINK I MIGHT KILL AGAIN!
b) ...Static does this quiz have a point?
c) Hi. I like waffles.

5. Did you take my cola? 'Cos someone's been taking my cola.

a) HAHAHAHAHAH YEH BIOTCH!
b) No, want me to pop to the shops and get you some more?
c) No, sorry.

6. Do you believe in God?

a) Yes.
b) No.
c) Unsure.

7. Do you actually think I give a crap how you've answered these?

a) Not really.
b) Yeah, you have to, it's a contest...
c) Dunno.

8. Well guess what I don't.

a) O... kay.
b) YAY! ME NEITHER!
c) Awww...

9. Have a nice day! I'll judge soon!

a) Hold on, wait, this isn't fair!
b) Okay, see you then!
c) . . . I think I just became 10 times dumber for reading this. Not cool, Static, not cool.