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 Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:18 pm
Post or create!
I wanna see all the ridiculous Twilight merch you can find! Or better yet get a little creative and post some of your own ideas! Seeing Twitards will buy anything you s**t out it might be fun! Lets all be sellouts for the day!
Also if some of you get really lulzy ideas I might actually start photoshoping some things XD
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:45 pm
I was at Wal-Mart earlier and I saw a whole stand with nothing but Twilight dvds and barbie dolls.
Oh and let's not forget the sparkly pink twilight d***o.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:00 pm
bbchain I was at Wal-Mart earlier and I saw a whole stand with nothing but Twilight dvds and barbie dolls. Oh and let's not forget the sparkly pink twilight d***o. Oh yes, our glittery friend designed to give lifeless weirdos the impression that Edward is fornicating them. How lovely.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:55 am
I've really only heard of, aside from the sparkle d***o you can throw in the freezer, is the embryos that are made to look like characters...what the ******** ******** ********? Who would buy those and be excited or even the least bit interested?
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:13 pm
Salem Jones I've really only heard of, aside from the sparkle d***o you can throw in the freezer, is the embryos that are made to look like characters...what the ******** ******** ********? Who would buy those and be excited or even the least bit interested? The Twi-mom's wishing that their babies would break their spine the next time their preggo. >.>
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:50 pm
Weirdest? well....Someone once emailed me a series of DVD covers that were supposedly Twilight themed porno's....and one was apparently a gay porno. It was the most messed up thing I have ever been sent. -_-;
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:11 am
Oh yeah, I also remember a pair of panties (they might have been fake though) with Edward on them, and on the inside of the panties that would be between your legs, was a fabric with a picture of Edwards mouth on it... creepy.
Hmmm... silly merch they could probably make money off of? A toaster that toasts Edwards symbol or Jacobs symbol into the bread... maybe they'd give it a nickname like the teamster? gonk
Special edition Goldschläger that has peices of silver (or even beeter, DIAMONDS) floating in it and it tastes like Edwards stonesnake or whatever... I wouldn't be suprised if that flew off the shelves, it would go great with your Twilight shotglasses!
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:36 pm
Salem Jones Oh yeah, I also remember a pair of panties (they might have been fake though) with Edward on them, and on the inside of the panties that would be between your legs, was a fabric with a picture of Edwards mouth on it... creepy. Hmmm... silly merch they could probably make money off of? A toaster that toasts Edwards symbol or Jacobs symbol into the bread... maybe they'd give it a nickname like the teamster? gonk Special edition Goldschläger that has peices of silver (or even beeter, DIAMONDS) floating in it and it tastes like Edwards stonesnake or whatever... I wouldn't be suprised if that flew off the shelves, it would go great with your Twilight shotglasses! I like the toaster idea- I'm surprised no one has done this yet. It'd sell- I saw a hello-kitty toaster at Target once. gonk
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:43 pm
Don't let any Twi-tards get a hold of that toaster Idea, it actually would make some money.
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:09 pm
Salem Jones Oh yeah, I also remember a pair of panties (they might have been fake though) with Edward on them, and on the inside of the panties that would be between your legs, was a fabric with a picture of Edwards mouth on it... creepy. Apprently there's a Jacob version too. http://images8.cafepress.com/product/349205538v1_225x225_Front.jpgDon't forget the Twilight sweeties. My friend bought a box for laughs and they actually SPARKLED! gonk
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