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The Following is a list of the four Gods written by the Monkey King and Mystic Sun Wukong.



Incendeus

God of War, Bravery and Fire. Incendeus' is most commonly heard among Warriors, especially Gladiators, who dedicate their entire life to the man... lucky b*****d. Why don't I get any worship!? I'm the MONKEY KING. Not Monkey Person-who-nobody-cares-about! FOr the love of Aether... wait... no... I'm not gay. Anyway. Once upon a time there was an uncanny amount of disagreement in the world with no way to solve it. So one day, Incendeus decided to throw War into the mix, and thus, the arguments were solved. With VIOLENCE! Incendeus is also responsible for Brim being such a shithole. Molten lava, uninhabitable volcanoes, ugly dragons- OH GOD I INSULTED HIS KIDS HE'S LOOKING AT ME WEIRD I'D BETTER STOP WRITING THIS WHY AM I WRITING MY THOUGHTS I THINK MY INABILITY TO THINK AND NOT WRITE AT THE SAME TIME IS KICKING IN CURSE YOU MONKEY HABITS. Anyway. The sacred item of Incendeus is the sword he forged on Endrax. Once upon a time a Devil, a very powerful Demon, basically, wrought havoc unto the innocent mortals, so, Incendeus took it upon himself to break the laws of the Gods and meddle. Now, this might lead you astray to think Incendeus is a nice man. He's not. He just likes beating down on things, and beat down he did. That Devil was OBLITERATED. Incendeus loved that sword, so for a punishment for breaking the rules, Aether made him leave it on Endrax for any mighty warrior who might battle his way through hordes of Aether knows what... well... I guess Aether DOESN'T know what... Incendeus knows what... to get it!











Humus

The almighty rock man... aaand now he's giving me the eye... or... is it a stone... I don't know.... Humus is the God of Earth, Loyalty and Duty. He's about twenty feet tall. He's also a mighty warrior, and Aether's personal guard. Apparently, Humus is the only one of the Gods whom Aether totally and completely trusts, Aether is no pushover in a fight, but Heaven has come under attack several times, and Aether got into a pinch. Humus saves Aether all the time, and the two are undeniably good friends. Weird thing is, all the Gods look Gaian, or some form of it, but Humus is... he's like a Stone Golem, really. Humus was the first God Aether and Ebera made, they forged him out of a LOT of celestial clay. Then they realised having sex to create the other Gods and Goddesses was much more fun. On Earth, his sacred item is a suit of armor. To signify "knighthood, loyalty and duty." he says, I dunno, seems sort of weird to me, but I'm the Monkey King who'm I to talk? Hehe... Monkey... Monks... Xuanzang's a monk... he's a pacifist... pacifist... pacifier... I LOVE BABIES. THEY'RE SO CUTE. BABY MONKEYS. N'AWWW I want one now... I'm gonna go get me a baby monkey... they'd better give me one the little furry bastards...













Lumen

Okay I'm back. Got me a ickle baby monkeh. He's so cute, I'm gonna name him Tibbles. Hmm... Lumen seems to like Tibbles... Oh! Lumen! He's the God of Light and Altruiusm... no idea what that means either. He's a very selfless man, Lumen, always opting to help other people. It was his idea not to let Incendeus slaughter me after I killed the army of a thousand terracotta soldiers... not that I'm proud or anything. Lumen's opposite is his baby sister Atra, the two are twins but Lumen is a decade older... don't ask, I have no idea how the Gods work with baby birth either. I was around for Lumen's birth, actually. Shoulda seen my hand after Ebera was done squeezing him out... jeez... that hurt. Even from birth he was a big one, now? He's like... maybe a ten foot smaller than Humus. And Humus is BIG. Lumen's sacred item is a lantern, it's got a little spirit in it called Gie. Funny little guy, he always kills at the Friday Night Open Mic. Me and my band play there. We're an Alternative Rock Band called "Bananarama." look us up, we'll be huge one day.















Aether

DUNDADADUN!!! The big man himself! King of the Gods! Master of the great big cloudy jungle in the sky! Bringer of life and controller of all! The only being in existence that can tolerate Ebera..... AETHER!!! Alright, cool, better not screw this up... hehe... screw... oh s**t already did it. Anyway. Aether is the God of Life. It was his idea to create Endrax below us and all the creatures on it, except dragons, that was Incendeus' fault... and Atra's... horny people... Aether's a real wise kinda guy, always helping out those that need it. He spends a lot of time looking over homeless people, often interfering with their lives to make them a bit more fortunate when his wife isn't looking, the big softy. Aether's sacred item is a weird one... it's a stone. Apparently it weighs more than any one man can carry. Sorta strange... how does it help, hm, I'll have to ask him.


















The Following is a list of the four Goddesses written by the monk and Mystic Xuanzang


Undra

Goddess of Wisdom and of Water and Peace. Undra is the patron goddess of all men of learning, be they scientists, Magi or otherwise. Undoubtedly the wisest of the gods, she also has the power of prophecy – something which has often led her into conflict with Ebera, who considers anything related to Fate an encroachment upon her territory. Actually, it doesn’t really take much to set those two off... you should’ve seen them fighting over who got to be the patron goddess of cats – and you wondered where the word ‘catty’ came from! The other sticking point between the two is Undra’s closeness to Ebera’s husband, Aether... which I can testify is only a close friendship (no, seriously, Ebera forced me to watch the pair of them for an entire century. Like it made her any less suspicious when I told her there was nothing going on anyway). Finally, as mentioned before, Undra’s element is Water and anything related to it – there’s also a lot of mental magic like telepathy involved as well. Her sacred item changes a lot, though. I think the last one was a hat...




















Venturia

Goddess of Freedom and of the Wind and Skies. Her sacred item is a flute. Her name is pronounced wehn-TYOO-ree-ah, by the way – just to be different. Venturia is the very definition of a free-spirit – doesn’t like rules, frequently goes off on her own, loves playing games with the mortals. It drives the rest of the gods batty, let me tell you. At least she doesn’t speak in riddles, though... as Ebera and Undra are both very fond of doing. (Like you’re one to talk – Wukong) Venturia’s element is air, as well as anything pertaining to weather. Try not to get on the wrong side of her rather capricious temper, or she’ll blast you with a lightning bolt – the only goddess I’d rather keep on the good side of is Ebera! (Scratch that, actually, I just remembered what happened to the last poor sod Atra got in her dungeon...) Oh, and Venturia’s also the patron goddess of bisexuality and polygamy. Now if only she’d told the other gods that before that incident between Incendeus, Atra and Lumen...












Atra

Goddess of Individualism and of Darkness and the Night. Atra is the polar opposite of Lumen. Where he’s a preachy moralist, she’s that little voice whispering in your ear that no one will never know. Where he’s never told a lie in all his immortal life, she regards the truth as relative. Where he... actually, no, I’ll stop there – partly because I’m running out of interesting comparisons and partly because I’m getting a very evil look from a certain someone at the moment. But on that note, Atra does insist she’s not evil. She’s just culling the weak, letting individuals live up to their full potential... or something like that. To be fair, she does champion some pretty good ideals – self-reliance, realism, practicality – and she has fought like an absolute demoness in the fight against the Blecks and all those other anti-divine nasties. Indeed, she claims to love humanity the most out of all the gods – though personally, I have to say that that love sounds like a bit of a double-edged sword... no. Sorry. The love of a goddess is always a good thing! Yes. Believe it or not, Atra is actually the patron goddess of love, albeit love between individuals rather than for humanity in general or anything like that. The sort of love which quite easily turns into obsession. So next time your ex-girlfriend goes completely psycho on you, you know who to blame. Now I’d better shut up before I actually get killed quite brutally, so to conclude I’ll just say that Atra’s sacred item is a mask (she wanted a crown, but Aether disallowed it – we got a few serious centuries of rage for that) and her powers of Darkness include things like pain and mental manipulation, as well as control over shadows. Want more detail? Ask a cleric. Moving on!










Ebera

Goddess of the Death, wife of Aether, Queen of the Gods. Her sacred item is a scythe. Austere and proud Ebera rules over all matters pertaining to the end of a life and that which comes after it. Though it’s technically Humus’ domain, she also takes an interest in marriage – which is the same thing if you think about it. (Just kidding!) A frigid queen at the best of times, she can have a bit of a temper too, so don’t get on her bad side – particularly seeing as she can literally change your fate with that scythe of hers! Yikes! Ebera, as well as death, also symbolises destiny and eternity. Time magic flows from her, though she grants ability in it only to a privileged few. Oh, and don’t, whatever you do, treat death like it’s evil or anything around her or any of her worshippers. Ebera’s death is just another part of the cycle, a natural end to one life and the prelude to another. Nothing evil – that’s Atra’s business.

... joke, Atra, it was a joke, a... WHY ARE YOU POINTING THAT THING AT ME OH GOD NO NOT IN THER-