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http://www.worsleyschool.net/socialarts/generate/astory.htmlIt was a dark and stormy night about a month ago in math class. I was eating a sardine sandwich when I realized that someone was watching me. You have probably had that experience before. I felt elated, and I knew that soon I would have to find out the truth. My friend Josh had called me the previous day, and told me all about Chris's problem with the stray dog that was acting strangely, and I was a little worried about both of them. Then, all of a sudden, I saw creeping towards me what I realized was a snarling wolf, and right then I realized I was good looking! I remembered what the secret voice in my armpit had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not throw up all over everyone. Very calmly, I ate another bite of my sandwich and waved my arms in the air. Before I knew it, several people were watching me, and I knew I had done the right thing. So you see, I really was thankful that I acted sensibly, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.