An unfamiliar sound to GWWF is heard as a Ace Hood's "Top of the World" hits as well as an unfamiliar face walks out with a microphone. He starts high knee jogging his way to the ring. As he rolls in the music slowly fades out. Some late pyrotechnic work occurs which really pissed the newcomer off.
"Before I start this, who the HELL runs my pyrotechnics?!?! You sir or ma'am are probably lazy fatasses who take fifteen minutes to get to a goddamn button! Which leads me to my next point, you all. I'm here to rid our world of all of you cheeseburger stuffing, chicken fat loving, fatasses. I'm a fitness instructor, in fact, you can call me the "Fitness Savior" for I shall rid this world of fat people and make you all physically fit. I am the essence of physical fitness, you should aspire to be like me. Why don't you get off your lazy a** for fifteen minutes and run a little instead of watching this?! I mean put some effort into how you look, I look amazing because I do stuff, not just eat cheeseburgers like you! If you don't agree with me, you are ignorant and are probably fat. You know it too! I believe under my guidance I will lead to a better life a savior of fitness. Join me in my quest to not be like the rest of the world and be fit!"
"My name is Mitchell Gray and I am not only your "Fitness Savior," but your future champion!"
Those were his final words as Mitchell walks off to his opening theme.
"Before I start this, who the HELL runs my pyrotechnics?!?! You sir or ma'am are probably lazy fatasses who take fifteen minutes to get to a goddamn button! Which leads me to my next point, you all. I'm here to rid our world of all of you cheeseburger stuffing, chicken fat loving, fatasses. I'm a fitness instructor, in fact, you can call me the "Fitness Savior" for I shall rid this world of fat people and make you all physically fit. I am the essence of physical fitness, you should aspire to be like me. Why don't you get off your lazy a** for fifteen minutes and run a little instead of watching this?! I mean put some effort into how you look, I look amazing because I do stuff, not just eat cheeseburgers like you! If you don't agree with me, you are ignorant and are probably fat. You know it too! I believe under my guidance I will lead to a better life a savior of fitness. Join me in my quest to not be like the rest of the world and be fit!"
"My name is Mitchell Gray and I am not only your "Fitness Savior," but your future champion!"
Those were his final words as Mitchell walks off to his opening theme.
