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 Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:07 pm
Bataar followed Jianyu unwillingly, a pronounced frown on his face. He didn't exactly feel great, being led around by a filthy Legionnaire! Well, at least his clothes weren't wet. He smirked down at his new tablecloth toga, feeling rather sophisticated. It may have been stolen, but he was convinced that it was a fashion-forward bit of clothing.
"But I already knew that!" Bat objected, rather big-headed about his physique. He wasn't a particularly vain creature, but when it came to his muscles, he wanted everyone to notice. Today they certainly had. He felt as if he were absolutely in the spotlight. This was why he liked being buff.
He stumbled along as Jianyu pulled and pushed him into his room and frowned as the Legionnaire addressed him. "You're right. I don't fit into girl clothes!" Bat sneered, with the hint of a grin as he watched the other boy leave.
A wave of exhaustion rolled over the Mongol and he felt his eyelids grow heavy. It was as if all of the bruises he'd gotten that day were bearing down upon his body, and he was damn tired. Bataar shed the tablecloth Jianyu had put on him and crawled over to the other boy's futon, looking completely comfortable as he settled down on it and curled up to go to sleep.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:17 pm
Jianyu was in his brother Junjie's room. His older brother was out, probably frolicking around some field with one of the many girls who were constantly flocking around him. He was the only one out of his four brothers who seemed around Bataar's size, so Jianyu hoped that his clothing would fit the other Lunarian.
This is ridiculous, Jianyu thought as he rummaged around in Jun's closet. Why am I even helping this moron? I should have just left him standing there naked in the middle of Main Street.
He let out a long sigh. Truth be told, he knew he was doing a generous thing, not letting Bataar stay out in the street, and he knew eventually karma would prevail. At least Bat would owe him now, right?
It was when he was pulling a long, cream colored shirt from Junjie's closet that he heard the scream.
"MOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! THERE'S A NAKED MAN IN JIANYU'S ROOOOOOMMMM!"
Oh, hell -
Dropping the clothes, Jianyu raced out of his brother's room, frantically trying to get back to his own room. But he was too late. His mother, two sisters, and twin brothers were already crowded around the room, staring at the totally naked figure of Bataar, sleeping quite soundly on Jianyu's futon.
"S**t." Jianyu said. His mother turned to look at him, eyes wide.
"You...you're gay?" she shrieked.
Then all hell broke lose.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:44 pm
Although he was a deep sleeper, he could not make it through oblivious of Jianyu's sister's screaming. His eyes opened slowly and he observed the girl groggily, tilting his head. It wasn't worth the bother.
He put his head back down comfortably on the pillow and decided to enjoy his time in the futon before these Legionnaires cut him into little pieces. His bed(if you could actually call it that) wasn't half as nice as this! That was because Bat slept in a small pile of animal skins; no sheets, no mattress. He'd always assured himself that that was how real men slept, but he was kind of loving this futon. Maybe he'd steal it, just like Jianyu had stolen that tablecloth. It might not be manly, but it was certainly nice!
He opened his eyes again when he heard Jianyu's voice, frowning. "Shhhh. I am sleeping." he gestured to himself lazily, watching Jianyu's family fuss with a tired expression. As far as he was concerned, they were better off for having seen him naked. It wasn't every day that you saw a specimen as excellent as Bat!
"Hey, what? Gay?" He perked up a little, watching the Legionnaire's mother. "Jianyu, you're gay? What's wrong with you, man?!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:07 pm
"This is all your fault, moron." Jianyu growled, ten minutes later. "If you hadn't fallen asleep naked in my bed, then we wouldn't even be here right now."
Sitting across the table from his mother, two sisters, and twin brothers, Jianyu sat straight up, his hands folded in his lap. Slouched beside him was Bat, now fully dressed (after Jianyu had managed to convince him to put some clothes on, finally).
"So...Bataar, is it?" Qian Ehuang was not a tall woman. Short, with long black hair streaked with gray, she put off a very motherly air as she folded her hands together and leaned across the table, staring intently at the young Noble.
"Don't say anything stupid." Jianyu muttered to Bat. To his mother he said "Mother. I. Am. Not. Gay."
Mama Ehuang narrowed her eyes at Bataar. "Will you promise to always be respectful and loving towards our son Jianyu?"
Jianyu dropped his head to the table.
This is a nightmare.
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:57 pm
Bataar sat comfortably next to Jianyu, grinning absently at the other boy's family as the Legionnaire ranted at him. "This clothing is uncomfortable. And I was really tired-- can you honestly blame me?" He glanced over, trying to look as pathetic as he possibly could. After all, what was so wrong with falling asleep naked on someone's bed? It certainly wasn't the worst thing he'd ever done in his life.
"Bat for short." the Mongol chimed in, looking friendly. He might as well be, after all. Jianyu's mother seemed somehow concerned that her son was gay, and he was more than willing to testify that the archer must indeed follow the way of the rainbow. Why not?
He shushed Jianyu by placing a finger on the other student's lips before looking back to his future mother-in-law with a dazzling smile(he even smelled good after an extended period of time in that fountain). "I've only ever respected your son from the bottom of my heart, ma'am." he declared, sounding sincere.
Bat took on a more conspirational look when he next spoke. "You know, he kissed me first!"
Take that, gay boy!
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:42 pm
"Oh, holy hell -" Jianyu said exasperatedly, throwing his hands up in midair. His mother and sisters were looking at Bataar with expressions of mixed shock and awe.
"He did?" one of his younger sisters squealed, gripping her twin's hand. "Was it hot? Did he kiss you just out of the blue, or did you both just lean towards each other at the same time?"
Jianyu rolled his eyes, feeling his face flush. Though it was true that he had kissed Bataar first, the act itself had not been one of romance. Merely one to prove a point.
Apparently he had proved it a little too much.
"This is ridiculous." Jianyu snapped. "Mother, I am not gay. I only kissed Bataar because he was the one who wanted it. I was merely fulfilling a childish desire to be the one on top."
He realized belatedly what he had just said. His sisters were looking shocked and excited at the same time, while his brothers were holding their hands over their mouths to keep from laughing aloud. "Wait. That's not what I meant, hold on - "
His mother was waving a hand. "Jianyu, honey, it's all right if you're still unsure of whether or not you love Bataar. We know in this day and age it is difficult for two males to have a relationship, but we support you and Bataar, if he makes you happy."
Jianyu slid a glare towards the man in question.
"Happy' was not quite the word I was looking for."
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 4:04 pm
Bataar looked over to Jianyu, narrowing his eyes just a little. "Is that how you tell me how much you love me?" the Mongol demanded, stabbing a finger in his victim's direction. He grinned at the questions aimed at him from the Legionnaire's sister; he knew he'd gotten the best of his enemy this time! Besides, he probably was really gay; his family deserved to know now, rather than later.
"What? I thought you said you kissed me because you were infatuated with me from the moment you saw me!" Now, Bataar wasn't particularly wily or anything of the sort, but even he knew when to play along. Clearly, he'd gotten the best of Jianyu, and he was certainly enjoying it.
He grabbed Jianyu's hand, sending the boy's mother a benign look. "He tells me I make him happy every day of the week."
Overboard? Yes.
Victory? Certainly.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 4:20 pm
Jianyu was contemplating homicide.
He wondered vaguely whether it was better to just bury Bataar alive, or to simply toss him down a mountain. Whichever one would be the quickest, that was it.
Yes. Homicide. A very good thing.
Jianyu was interrupted in his devious plans by Bataar taking ahold of his hand. Horrified at the statement that followed this act, Jianyu felt his face grow red.
"I tell you no such thing!" he sputtered loudly. "Stop telling my family such outrageous stories!"
Trying to yank his hand away from Bataar was no use. The Mongol was strong, after all. His mother was looking at him with an expression of rapture.
"That's so sweet!" His sister Chuntao squealed, leaning both elbows on the table and batting her eyes. "Oh, please! Give us a kiss, Jianyu?"
Jianyu, who had just taken a sip of his tea, nearly spat it back out.
"WHAT?" he said, a little too loudly.
His sisters were all staring eagerly at him, as well as his mother.
"Give us a kiss!"
This...is not good.
"No way." Jianyu said darkly. "I'm never kissing this...this moron ever again."
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 4:28 pm
Bataar kept Jianyu's hand firmly within his own, a wicked smirk tugging at his lips. "Don't be shy." he advised, looking somewhat overjoyed at the fact that he'd clearly managed to get on the Legionnaire's last nerve. That had been the goal, and for once he'd succeeded.
A kiss? They wanted a kiss?
Jianyu clearly did not want a kiss.
"Think again," he advised, placing his mouth on the other boy's. He had a responsibility to carry out here, and that was to make Jianyu's life a living hell, if even for a moment or two. A kiss was a small price to pay in order to aim lifelong ridicule in the Legionnaire's direction. Besides, Jianyu's family was clearly pleased!
He broke the kiss, moving his mouth close to the other Lunarian's ear. "Hey, dude? No homo."
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 4:43 pm
Jianyu was going to kill Bataar.
No, really. He was. And it was going to be painful.
Really painful. With lots of pointy things.
At first, Jianyu was too stunned to move, to even think. His body was frozen, his fingers still entwined with Bataar's where he'd been trying to pull them away. Bataar's lips were warm, pressed firmly against his own, and Jianyu felt the color rising in his cheeks. Bataar moved away after a few moments, grinning as he leaned close to him, whispering in his ear. Jianyu's mother and sisters were looking simultaneously excited and shocked.
"Hey dude? No homo."
That b*****d -
"AND STAY OUT!" Jianyu screeched after he had dragged Bataar out of the house and thrown him out the front door.
"Moron!"
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