The story so far...
The story begins...
Some time ago...
on a rainy...
day there was...
seven kittens born...
from a badger...
which belonged to...
poor old mother....
who liked to...
roll in jelly...
whenever she saw...
her dear friend...
who was a...
fat oompaloompa with...
2 very big...
feet that always...
wanted to turn...
into some sorta..
cute strawberry flavored...
pencil-shavings but the...
big bad rex ...
peed on them...
while laughing so...
much he farted...
standing at the
corner of a...
dark street in...
in the middle...
a pack of...
very hungry cats...
who liked to...
lick butter off...
the man parts...
which were so...
hopelessly covered with...
cherry flavored lube...
They started to...
nomnom my tender...
hairy arm with...
a side of...
fries with gravy...
that made you...
to go get...
a nice cold ...
mug of beer...
from the moose...
who had the...
eyesight of a...
bat that has...
a problem with...
alcohol and drugs...
so he went...
on a bike!
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