Welcome to The Good Servant, sirs and madams! My name is Lord Drazilisk Zarrin Valarauko, Esquire, and I can assure you, if it's servants you're looking for, then The Good Servant has the absolute highest quality available for purchase.
We offer several kinds of servants, ranging from business to pleasure, all at affordable, negotiable prices! Please, come in, have a look around! See a particular face that interests you? A set of arms, or a strong back? Perhaps a body that tickles your more intimate fancies? Pick out the servant that you wish to give a good home to, and we'll talk financing, on the spot!
On a more serious note, please remember; all purchases must be made through me, in my Sales Office, until further notice. I have to keep everyone honest, or else the whole market might go to chaos!
We offer several kinds of servants, ranging from business to pleasure, all at affordable, negotiable prices! Please, come in, have a look around! See a particular face that interests you? A set of arms, or a strong back? Perhaps a body that tickles your more intimate fancies? Pick out the servant that you wish to give a good home to, and we'll talk financing, on the spot!
On a more serious note, please remember; all purchases must be made through me, in my Sales Office, until further notice. I have to keep everyone honest, or else the whole market might go to chaos!
Welcome to the lobby area of The Good Servant, were you can mix and mingle, watch televised theatre fights, and generally goof off with others. This is not a random chat thread, but it's a little more free than oter more structured threads.
