Tards
By Booger and Wookie,
As posted by Booger
Here's to the people who fill up our schools,
who spend their time looking like assholes and fools,
if you ask them they're "nonconformist" but as a matter of fact,
you can spot one in a crowd, no matter how they act.
They'll be reading a Twilight or vampire book of sorts,
they're pale from not going outside to play sports.
Apparently black is their first choice in make-up,
the only team they've ever joined is Edward or Jacob.
They've no personality, no that's all a lie,
ask what they want to do, well, anything will fly!
They'll be seeing the latest movie starring Johnny Depp,
to them everyone they dislike is a prep.
They fap to their books about "true love" and "heart,"
the type who list Stephanie Meyer as "smart."
Of course without friends, just people the same,
they would try to do anything just to join in your game.
Fool me into friendship? Be my friend now, will you?
I'd sooner snort swine flu through panda-a** bamboo.
Oh you silly little girl, silly, silly little bore.
Go and open your books, read, make your eyes sore.
And when you get up to follow with the next fad,
you'll be all alone, find yourself very sad.
Everyone will have grown up, and moved on from this phase,
but not you, no not you, void of character, always.
By Booger and Wookie,
As posted by Booger
Here's to the people who fill up our schools,
who spend their time looking like assholes and fools,
if you ask them they're "nonconformist" but as a matter of fact,
you can spot one in a crowd, no matter how they act.
They'll be reading a Twilight or vampire book of sorts,
they're pale from not going outside to play sports.
Apparently black is their first choice in make-up,
the only team they've ever joined is Edward or Jacob.
They've no personality, no that's all a lie,
ask what they want to do, well, anything will fly!
They'll be seeing the latest movie starring Johnny Depp,
to them everyone they dislike is a prep.
They fap to their books about "true love" and "heart,"
the type who list Stephanie Meyer as "smart."
Of course without friends, just people the same,
they would try to do anything just to join in your game.
Fool me into friendship? Be my friend now, will you?
I'd sooner snort swine flu through panda-a** bamboo.
Oh you silly little girl, silly, silly little bore.
Go and open your books, read, make your eyes sore.
And when you get up to follow with the next fad,
you'll be all alone, find yourself very sad.
Everyone will have grown up, and moved on from this phase,
but not you, no not you, void of character, always.
