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 Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:01 pm
Oooh! I have a joke :3
One day, in a restaurant, a panda went inside. He ordered everything that is on the menu. After the panda ate, he pulled out a paintball gun and shot everyone, filling the room with different colours of paint. When the panda was about to leave, the waiter stopped him and asked, "Why did you shoot us with paintballs?" The panda answered, "Check the dictionary" and left. The waiter pondered what he should look up until a waitress brought him a dictionary already opened. She said, "I think he means this" as she pointed at the word 'panda'. This is what the description said.
Panda- a black and white bearlike mammal. Eats chutes and leaves.
I also have a brainteaser!
There is a hallway with a flight of stairs leading to the attic. 3 switches in the hallway controls 3 incandescent lightbulbs in the attic. If you are only allowed to go up the flight of stairs once, how do you find out which switch controls which lightbulb?
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Answer: Turn on one of the bulbs and leave it on for a few minutes, since incandescent bulbs heat up when they're on. Then turn on another bulb and go upstairs. One bulb would be off, one bulb would be on and one would be warm, meaning you would know which switch controls which bulb! ^^
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:19 pm
Well some funny sayings i like i have in my siggy already xD Here are some more quotes xP
1)Our friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only i can feel
the warm feeling that it brings.....
2)Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
3)"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
4) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-- Andy Rooney
5) If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
-- Frankie Boyle
And a joke: xD
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:46 am
You go in one hole and come out three holes.
When you're outside, you're inside
And when you're inside, you're outside. What is it?
Ans: A Jumper/Sweater ninja
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:25 am
^ I would have never guessed.
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