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 Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:11 am
Before making video games Nintendo had "love hotels" (no joke), Playing cards, electronic love tester machines and a toy company that was getting crushed by Bandai.
So, Nintendo originally started out in favor of prostitution if you read between the lines... Then, went on to create a device called the NES which made some people never leave their home. Thus, never get laid.
How freaking hilarious is that? icon_xd.gif
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Nintendo
http://www.cracked.com/article_18401_6-global-corporations-started-by-their-founders-shitty-luck.html
Makes it kind of hard to take Nintendo serious about parental advisory on games eh?
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:42 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:03 am
 I played SNES my entire time through high school and I had more sex than many of my party-hard classmates.
Also I already knew that. It's not really surprising (or funny) when you take into account the fact that money makes the world go round. I think they should get back into the love hotel business. I would pay good money to spend a couple hours with a Japanese dominatrix in a Zelda-themed sex dungeon.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:10 am
Lady Psycho Sexy I played SNES my entire time through high school and I had more sex than many of my party-hard classmates.
Also I already knew that. It's not really surprising (or funny) when you take into account the fact that money makes the world go round. I think they should get back into the love hotel business. I would pay good money to spend a couple hours with a Japanese dominatrix in a Zelda-themed sex dungeon.
[/quoteI have a rather active sex life with my girlfriend and I play a lot of games. It was a joke I couldn't resist making though xd wink So, would Ganon watch in your dungeon? cool
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:15 am
Satrevi Lady Psycho Sexy I played SNES my entire time through high school and I had more sex than many of my party-hard classmates.
Also I already knew that. It's not really surprising (or funny) when you take into account the fact that money makes the world go round. I think they should get back into the love hotel business. I would pay good money to spend a couple hours with a Japanese dominatrix in a Zelda-themed sex dungeon.
I have a rather active sex life with my girlfriend and I play a lot of games. It was a joke I couldn't resist making though xd wink So, would Ganon watch in your dungeon? cool No. But the lights would be yelling HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LOOK LISTEN the whole time.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:19 am
Lady Psycho Sexy Satrevi Lady Psycho Sexy I played SNES my entire time through high school and I had more sex than many of my party-hard classmates.
Also I already knew that. It's not really surprising (or funny) when you take into account the fact that money makes the world go round. I think they should get back into the love hotel business. I would pay good money to spend a couple hours with a Japanese dominatrix in a Zelda-themed sex dungeon.
I have a rather active sex life with my girlfriend and I play a lot of games. It was a joke I couldn't resist making though xd wink So, would Ganon watch in your dungeon? cool No. But the lights would be yelling HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LOOK LISTEN the whole time.
that makes for quite the interesting visual. Bright flashing triforce strobe lights I presume?
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:21 am
Satrevi Lady Psycho Sexy Satrevi Lady Psycho Sexy I played SNES my entire time through high school and I had more sex than many of my party-hard classmates.
Also I already knew that. It's not really surprising (or funny) when you take into account the fact that money makes the world go round. I think they should get back into the love hotel business. I would pay good money to spend a couple hours with a Japanese dominatrix in a Zelda-themed sex dungeon.
I have a rather active sex life with my girlfriend and I play a lot of games. It was a joke I couldn't resist making though xd wink So, would Ganon watch in your dungeon? cool No. But the lights would be yelling HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LOOK LISTEN the whole time.
that makes for quite the interesting visual. Bright flashing triforce strobe lights I presume? No way. There will be random torches all over the place and you have to light them off a four-foot stick.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:14 am
It wasn't really prostitution was it? It was a Love Hotel, where couples (or... acquaintances) could meet and get their ******** on. They weren't selling the people, they were selling the room/beds beneath them.
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:20 pm
Meta_Fish It wasn't really prostitution was it? It was a Love Hotel, where couples (or... acquaintances) could meet and get their ******** on. They weren't selling the people, they were selling the room/beds beneath them. So they were just harboring prostitution?
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:39 pm
Trenn Flashkill Meta_Fish It wasn't really prostitution was it? It was a Love Hotel, where couples (or... acquaintances) could meet and get their ******** on. They weren't selling the people, they were selling the room/beds beneath them. So they were just harboring prostitution? Something like that. I hold no grudge about their previous business either way. I just think it's funny what Nintendo's pre video game history was. I also shared this topic in gaming discussion, my own guild, and another nintendo guild i was recently accepted to. half the fun of this topic is seeing people's reactions since people sometimes only think of video games with nintendo.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:03 pm
Trenn Flashkill Meta_Fish It wasn't really prostitution was it? It was a Love Hotel, where couples (or... acquaintances) could meet and get their ******** on. They weren't selling the people, they were selling the room/beds beneath them. So they were just harboring prostitution? Well sometimes, I suppose. I thought the main source of income with love hotels was businessmen sleeping with their secretaries and crap, but maybe that was just a daydreamfantasy.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:09 pm
Meta_Fish Trenn Flashkill Meta_Fish It wasn't really prostitution was it? It was a Love Hotel, where couples (or... acquaintances) could meet and get their ******** on. They weren't selling the people, they were selling the room/beds beneath them. So they were just harboring prostitution? Well sometimes, I suppose. I thought the main source of income with love hotels was businessmen sleeping with their secretaries and crap, but maybe that was just a daydreamfantasy. maybe it was both, a hotel is a business where the onwer wants his money, maybe the love hotel got hookers coming in, real couples, and bosses with their secretaries and probably even a few gay one night stands. i mean, it's a hotel right? if you think about it people use hotels for these purposes on a regular basis.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:13 pm
You're saying it like I don't already know.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:18 pm
Regulust You're saying it like I don't already know.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:32 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy I played SNES my entire time through high school and I had more sex than many of my party-hard classmates.
Also I already knew that. It's not really surprising (or funny) when you take into account the fact that money makes the world go round. I think they should get back into the love hotel business. I would pay good money to spend a couple hours with a Japanese dominatrix in a Zelda-themed sex dungeon.
imagine the Mario one, with turtles everywhere XD
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