NO. STOP.

I frikin' love your announcements. scream
They've been a lot better thought out than some of the other ones (i.e, the time the announcement was one page full of the word poop), and I like seeing what you'll come up with. neutral
In fact what pisses me of is that I'm often too lazy to go save whatever chunk o' text or link is in them, because some of them are ace.

Therefore, I ANGRILY object to the prospect of you stopping.