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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:10 pm
Found this on a site called Groovetown!
Blokbird's songwriting debut spawned this seasonal reworking of the extended Red Dwarf theme.
It's snowin' outside; a Christmas kinda atmosphere Christmas time, more or less Couple of days to go, before the Christmas show Fun, fun, fun; presents for everyone
What to get, for the crew of Red Dwarf? The perfect gift, for everyone Larger for Listy; not some cheap rum Fun, fun, fun; presents for everyone
Give Kryten, loadsa extra laundry Pineapple chunked cheese, for Kochanski Hangers for Cat, his wardrobe is so fat Fun, fun, fun; presents for everyone
For smeghead Rimmer, maybe alphabet soup? Or name tags for, his condoms or His pantyhose, hangin' in a row Fun, fun, fun; Merry Christmas everyone!
I'd get Rimmer chicken soup. Or maybe some gazpacho? LOL Lister- new underwear. Cat- a full length mirror on wheels. Holly- a new chess program Kryten- a new apron and dust mop
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:32 am
I'd get Cat something shiny, I'd get Kryten some DVDs of Androids, and I'd get Lister a shirt without curry stains (Might not last long though!), but I don't know about the rest of them.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:14 pm
rimmer-nose-hair trimmers and lint brush lister-blow-up kochanski doll the cat-his own personal photographer kryten-a sign that says "smeghead" so he wouldn't have to say it holly-a body
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:17 am
I would get, Rimmer - a holo-girl Lister - A new guitar...perhaps made out of camphor wood? Cat - Hair gel and bikini wax Kryten - laundry detergent Holly - Hilly
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