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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:29 pm
 уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє.
She rubbed her temples and leaned back in the seat with a sigh.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:23 am
Lucas Grant Ely  Whoever said a scientist-  X- Had to be a geekX X X Never met ME Luke rolled his eyes.
"And I won't get blown up when you do! ... Unless for a different reason..." he added, trailing off. Hehehe... yeah....
Oh fine! He'd put the damn thing on.
"Ok, but if we're getting wet, you DO realize we can't just have guns out like that unless you want to ******** em up. Hope you have something water proof for them!" he said, sticking his tongue out at Yvette, before taking off with the wet suit thing.
He would have changed quickly but it was so tight.... It took awhile before he came out with it on, the thing sticking to HIS ever curve. Yeah, looked pretty awesome in some ways because he was really fit... but still pretty gay... Then again, most male super heroes did look kinda gay, even if they weren't the ones with underwear OVER their tights.
He was going to stick to his obvious manliness in this thing! It was so tight you could even see his faint 6 pack that normally wasn't noticeable through any shirt, where he'd have to have it off... and biceps! Yeah! And all that.
Luke attached some straps and slung the guns over him just for the effect, crossing them, looking totally awesome. Even if he obviously wasn't going to have them for the rest of the flight...
Now that he thought about it... he probably could have held off on the suit for awhile too...
Damn._____________________________________________   
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:04 am
 ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ  Oh man the bickering between all these people made Fido feel so wonderful about his old operation. None of his underlings spoke back, no one gave him s**t and everything always worked out the way he wanted it to. What was this!? He had actually been put in jail by these idiots.
Sure, Fido didn't have much tact, he couldn't really read more than a sixth grade level and he had people write things for him....but at least s**t gone done without constant brattiness!
Well he was a brat, but his workers weren't!
Fido cocked his head to the side, watching the people in wet suits. He knew his outfit was probably tighter than both of theirs, and he knew it was kind of weird that he dressed up like a giant dog...but Fido felt he sort of rocked the jumpsuit look...these people...they needed belts...and Fido was just going to be a nice guy for once.
At least he could see Yvette's boobs like this...and it wasn't that Luke looked bad, Fido just wasn't interested in seeing the very pronounced bulge in his pants.
And then it hit him!
"You guys look like Mr. and Mrs. Smith from that movie with Brad and Angelina." They did! He cocked his head a little lower.
"Mmhmm." And the fact that Luke was complaining about a wetsuit was kind of funny too.
"Hey Luke, be lucky she didn't make you go out naked." He winked jokingly though he was pretty serious. When he was first in the pits...Fido had been naked! Yeah the life of a teenage pit fighter wasn't luxurious at all.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:41 am
уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє. Yvette looked at him like he was nuts. Did he seriously just ask her if she knew they had to protect their guns from the water? She was going to stay calm, dammit!! She stood up once Luke left and sighed, walking up to the front of the plane and pulling open a compartment with three things in it red rubber looking stoppers, rubber bands, and condoms. No joke. She crossed her arm over her chest and watched as Luke came out of the bathroom. He really didn't look bad, at all, in that suit. Although she may have to get a bigger size for him because if she could measure the length of his p***k then it was clearly too tight. She grabbed a handful of condoms and walked up to Lucas, handing them to him with some rubber bands. "There, that'll keep water out of your barrel, and you can shoot through it if you need to. Yeah, unlike those rubber plugs which you could wind up blowing yourself up with if you shot it while it was plugged.
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:52 pm
Lucas Grant Ely Whoever said a scientist- X- Had to be a geekX X X Never met ME Luke of course, was just being a d**k about the guns, because he was pretty sure she did know exactly what he told her. He just used it as an opportunity because she hadn't said anything about it, and he wasn't happy with the suits.
After he came back out, he took the handful of condoms and rubber bands without question.
"That will do. They served us well out on the field. Although, I can't help but wonder what happened when someone came up with the idea. I'm guessing some guy was using em to ******** around and came up with a excuse when he got caught with one. Smart b*****d." He added, smirking.
After that though, he had to look Fido's way.
"Hmm... Aside from the hair all wrong, I guess I can see it. Sorta." He commented on the whole Mr. and Mrs. Smith thing. Good movie. But then he was a little confused.
"Uuuh, Ok? I suppose this is better than naked, but I have to wonder what you've been through sometimes man."
Why would he go naked???
He held up a condom with his thumb and forefinger, and asked, "Is it still naked if I had one of these on my gun?"
Aaah... he couldn't help it..._____________________________________________
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:58 pm
ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ "Wait, condoms as gun protectors?" He wasn't sure if this was weird or ingenious. "You learn something knew everyday don't you!" Hahaha law abiding citizens were so funny sometimes. Where he came from condoms were condoms!
Fido cracked a grin before snickering. "Hey French fry, why can't you be more like this guy?" Lucas was climbing the ranks in Fido's eyes! Hell if he was still a powerful crime boss, he'd have recruited this guy and made him an honorable lackey.
"Can we get a collar in for this guy, I wanna make him an honorary pit bull."
Oh wait, funny thought.
"You know I bet a collar would look really cute with your wet suit." Oh damn, hello gay porn star!
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:04 pm
||Ah, for some reason a little part of my post got cut off, when it said "using b*****d" there was something in between the two words... I fixed it... Nothing important, it just didn't make sense without lol.||
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:09 pm
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:36 pm
уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє. Yvette look at Fido, an eyebrow raised. did he just call her a French Fry? Seriously?! Her lip curled up in contempt and she rolled her eyes before turning pointedly away from him and Lucas.
Why did they all have to be such pains in the a**? She sighed and looked out one of the plane windows. The answer was simple. They were the best. That was what her team consisted of, the best recruits she had at her disposal, although she seriously wondered if hot headed pain in the a** wasn't here by default. Then again Yvette was sure the girl had her uses. When you dealt with the best though, you got attitude, Alpha syndrome, whatever you wanted to call it. Four "bests" working together were bound to clash.
A small smile crept onto her face and she shook her head good naturedly before sitting down again.
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