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 Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:58 pm
A seafaring swashbuckling epic set in the depths of the briny... desert?
Yes! Soon ye shall be graced with legends and fantastic adventures including Johnny-boy himself taking on a whole band of ninjas, WHILE ONLY WEARING ONE SOCK!
THE TALE OF JOHNNY RUM RUM CASSANDRAHEIMER!
Starring:
The Captain himsel, Johnny R.R. Cassandraheimer: He's the absent minded captain of the S.S. Eastern Daylight Time, a shanty of an airship. Johnny has an impeccable sense of direction, but somehow this direction always turns out to be a complete circle.
First Mate Diet Oranges: Obviously the Captain's first mate. His parents were real goofballs, and this is reflected in their son's name. In comparison, DO (As he is commonly referred to) has amazing work ethic, but that is tainted by the fact that he tends to take everything literally.
The Inflatable Doll: Johnny's Prize Possession. Modeled after someone that would likely appear in a Playboy Magazine. Johnny stumbled upon her when he mistakenly entered a Porn store, thinking XXX meant Alcohol (Like on the old fashioned jugs.)
More characters to be added as the story progresses.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:25 pm
Chapter 1: Go Light on the Fizzy Drinks
Johnny: Yarrrrr, tis a beautiful day for a game of pinochle. Pinochle, arrrgh, what a funny word.
[Sirens blare and a short guy in a sailor suit runs in]
First Mate Diet Oranges: Captain! Captain! We're running out of fuel! Almost out of Cherry Coke!
Johnny: Laddy I told you to pick up more at the Quack-E Mart, I sure did.
DO: But Captain, they were all out! All they had was this uhm... Coca-Cola Cherry stuff. Sounded pretty suspicious.
Johnny: Well then... uhhhh whadda we gonna do now eh?
DO: Crash, maybe. Perhaps we'll blow up in a freak accident. You never know...
Johnny: [He shrugs] Sounds good to me. Now leave me to my pinochle boy, yer' gonna stifle me poker face.
DO: Wrong game Captain...
Johnny: I SAY LEAVE 'ER I MAKE YE SCRUB THE POOP DECK!
DO: But we've got 2000 Flush~ [Johnny gets up and throws DO outside.]
Johnny: Yarr, now where was I, babe? [He looks over to an inflatable doll positioned to hold a hand of cards, across the table.]
Inflatable Doll: ...
Johnny: Ya really know how to make a pirate shiver, ya know?
[Meanwhile, the crew of the S.S. Eastern Daylight Time ran about deck trying to prevent random explosions from happening. The airship spiraled out of control and descended into the sands of a barren desert. The sad part is that just before impact, Johnny ended up losing everything he owned, including the airship, to the inflatable doll.]
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:05 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:04 pm
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