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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:11 pm
Here's a thread for everyone to post any valentines they get, and express their opinions!
Personally, I'm a little disappointed that they've just recycled the event from last year, but it still makes me laugh. A LOT
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:06 am
Kristabelle015 Personally, I'm a little disappointed that they've just recycled the event from last year, but it still makes me laugh. A LOTYeah, Valentines Day isn't one of their big holidays, so they don't do much for it. Not surprising, really. So far, I've gotten two Valentines. "Dear Matasoga, "How I long to hear your demoniac song again. What was it called? Ah yes, "Don't Stop Believing". How your lustful voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded panda. Such melancholy! Let us join together and sleep in unison, your steadfast song carrying our hearts to vile heights. "With love, "tinuviel_nyx" "Dear Matasoga, "I believe it was Voltaire who once sang, "Oh, my cat, my pen, I've hungered for your Red Bull a long, interesting time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Vanilla Ice, who said "dancing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing sporks like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine? "XOXO, "Kristabelle015"
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:28 am
This one's from Josh, and is the first one I've got:
My beloved Kristabelle015,
You and I are just two slimey people trying to make it in this frightened world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of first degree murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in sloth, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our slimey love. Without you, I'm nothing but a ugly chinchilla.
Yours hellishly,
Matasoga
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:20 pm
I just got a new one.
"Dearest Matasoga,
"I cannot begin to describe how quickly my left hand pinky burns for you. As I write this, I'm dancing in my flower, unable to contain my ending desire. Please, accept my blue embrace and know that you're truly the papaiya of my eye.
"I yearn for you lovely,
"QueeniePMonkey"
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:50 am
This is one that I made
made me and her laugh
vivianlolita,
You know how the song goes: "tacky men say only Feet rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your Wicked embrace. Now I know how Fagward felt when the Children first parted to reveal Zelda silhouetted against a Hardcore sky. It was Relief at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, Trolling suspiciously until you get here.
Yours truly,
Lady Kira X
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:31 pm
I've another to share with you.
"Dear Matasoga,
"When I think of you, I get Eagle in my bowel. Though it makes me feel ajar, it's also exciting. Whenever we admire together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are dieing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously aback and bumpy with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a beat of the hairy ears? I hope we can keep blowing together for 300056325663 years.
"cruelly yours,
"Lil Candy Princess"
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:05 am
Dear Lil Candy Princess,
I believe it was Voltaire who once sang, "Oh, my fingernail, my stone, I've hungered for your jar a long, filthy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Kanye, who said "interrupting ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing geese like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
Matasoga
Even though Josh had pointed this out to me...I noticed it when I read it to...this Valentine reminds me of Kanye and Taylor Swift...Interrupting.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:07 am
Lil Candy Princess Dear Lil Candy Princess, I believe it was Voltaire who once sang, "Oh, my fingernail, my stone, I've hungered for your jar a long, filthy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Kanye, who said "interrupting ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing geese like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine? XOXO, Matasoga Even though Josh had pointed this out to me...I noticed it when I read it to...this Valentine reminds me of Kanye and Taylor Swift...Interrupting. Oh, how pleased I was that the "Kanye" and "Interrupting" wound up together... I think that makes this one my favorite for this year.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:28 am
Matasoga Lil Candy Princess Dear Lil Candy Princess, I believe it was Voltaire who once sang, "Oh, my fingernail, my stone, I've hungered for your jar a long, filthy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Kanye, who said "interrupting ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing geese like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine? XOXO, Matasoga Even though Josh had pointed this out to me...I noticed it when I read it to...this Valentine reminds me of Kanye and Taylor Swift...Interrupting. Oh, how pleased I was that the "Kanye" and "Interrupting" wound up together... I think that makes this one my favorite for this year. It makes me laugh everytime I read it.
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:26 am
Lol thats drop dead funny! This event was fun and all but this type of event will get boring soon I wounder if there will be a love war or some sort~ What do you think?
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