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 Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:33 am
The mices has been using it to make Cinderella dress.
Why do the stars only come out at night?
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:58 am
Because their shy
Where do you go when you need to buy a tooth brush?
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:56 am
At the tooth salon.
Why are there shells on the beach?
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:17 am
Because they need a vacation too.
Where is the Great wall of China?
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:59 am
Wherever you see a long roll of dishes.
Why does hummingbird wings flaps so fast?
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:54 pm
They drink to much coffee.
Why are cats cute?
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:32 pm
Because trolls are really ugly.
Why am I so near-sighted?
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:24 pm
Because you've been blinded by science!
What color should the wheel be?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:51 pm
Since the wheel does spin it should be rainbow swirl colors.
Why is it hot in summer and cold in winter?
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:21 pm
Because I'm a rooting tooting cowgirl
Why do some people have webbed toes?
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:22 am
because they use to my ducks
why can't i breeth underwater?
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:30 am
Because you spell "breath" wrong.
What do you want to do tonight?
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