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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:44 pm
Here's one of mine.
When I think of you, I get Old Ones in my brain. Though it makes me feel gorey, it's also exciting. Whenever we stab together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are killing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously cold and bloody with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a kill of the grimace? I hope we can keep dying together for 666 years.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:41 pm
Please, my beloved, come with me on a grimy journey to the deepest killer of my brain. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Hell and dance with me across the undulating knife? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and kill like dying demons?
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:44 pm
You know how the song goes: "bloody men say only Eleves rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your deathly embrace. Now I know how Cthulu felt when the demons first parted to reveal Pooh silhouetted against a dead sky. It was Hate at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, dying plenty until you get here.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:46 pm
Please, my beloved, come with me on a German journey to the deepest abobmination of my brain. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Hell and dance with me across the undulating zombie? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and eat like eating zombies?
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:17 pm
How exactly is that a Valentine?
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:15 pm
Paiffe How exactly is that a Valentine? *facepalm*
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:11 pm
Warning: There's some F-bombs. Don't look kiddies...
"Please, my beloved, come with me on a Rainbow journey to the deepest Pie of my p***s. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Penisville and dance with me across the undulating boobie? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and ******** like ******** VAGINAS!? "
I almost cried(from laughter) when I got this.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:08 pm
My beloved XemryXIII,
You and I are just two adorable people trying to make it in this sexy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of patricide in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Rickrolling, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our smelly love. Without you, I'm nothing but a orange 4chan.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:26 pm
Dearest absolclaw,
I cannot begin to describe how generously my spleen burns for you. As I write this, I'm whacking in my badger, unable to contain my haboring desire. Please, accept my blue embrace and know that you're truly the watermelon of my eye.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:37 am
Dear iYummyGum,
How I long to hear your horrible song again. What was it called? Ah yes, *tis my poop*. How your miserable voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded lockness monster!!. Such nauseating ! Let us join together and yumping in unison, your big foot!!!o.0 song carrying our hearts to turdly heights
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:39 am
twisted Here's one of mine.
Dearest Silver Sage-General,
I cannot begin to describe how stab my kill burns for you. As I write this, I'm die in my rip, unable to contain my tear desire. Please, accept my mutilate embrace and know that you're truly the destroy of my eye.
I yearn for you death.
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