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 Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:53 pm
Msimangu xandersnape blackberry_fool Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:50 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:19 am
xxCupid Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when...
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:24 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when a little girl...
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:34 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when a little girl in tight green... pants coughed quietly...
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:22 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when a little girl in tight green pants coughed quietly...
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:31 pm
xxCupid Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when a little girl in tight green pants coughed quietly and told them... to care more
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:52 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when a little girl in tight green pants coughed quietly and told them to care more...
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:38 am
xxCupid Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when a little girl in tight green pants coughed quietly and told them to care more for llamas who...
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:07 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when a little girl in tight green pants coughed quietly and told them to care more for llamas who were unfortunate enough...
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:20 pm
xxCupid Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when a little girl in tight green pants coughed quietly and told them to care more for llamas who were unfortunate enough to encounter the... greatness of the
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:54 pm
Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool and they were all seated when a little girl in tight green pants coughed quietly and told them to care more for llamas who were unfortunate enough to encounter the greatness of the...
mole people who
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