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SUPER BACON (flying slab of bacon!)

TomtaJolz
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:47 pm

A bio on this guy is really short... as it hasn't lived very long... So...

Age: 1 month... hickory smoked, and heavily salted.
Sex: N/A
Smell: Delicious
Health Factor: Nightmarish
Friends: Hungry people.
Enemies: Vegetarians and wasteful people.
Tidbits: SUPER BACON is actually a mascot for a bacon company... Therefore, everytime he shows up in the battledome... a jingle from the SUPER BACON company plays.

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:48 pm

Jingles

Super hoggin, artery cloggin', delicious, anti-nutritious... Super bacon!!!

Super greasy makes it easy to love... SUPER BACON!!!

Hear it sizzle, watch it drizzle... SUPER BACON!

It makes music when it fries, it will give you thunder thighs... it's... SUPER BACON!

Its greasy grease it is legend, it could run a diesel engine. It's... SUPER BACON!

Delicious scent, you shall follow... Then proceed to chew and swallow... It's.... SUPER BACON!

It is a proven fact, it will cause a heart attack... it's SUPER BACON!

It's not here to boast, but its taste is better than toast... It's SUPER BACON!

Chunk of meat taking flight, giving all some cellulite. Its... SUPER BACON!

It smells good, it tastes great, even provides grease to... uh..... stimulate?... SUPER BACON!

Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead, this suet saturated pork treat is already dead! SUPER BACON!

Always stealthy, never healthy... SUPER BACON!

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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:49 pm

-reserved for questions and answers-

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:51 pm

-reserved for good measure-

Alright, this thread is now open for questions, comments, and discussions about bacon. 3nodding

-sizzle-

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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:07 pm

How do you feel about Jews?

I ask this in all sincerity; Jews are prohibited from eating pork.

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:42 pm

Three words...

What the &%$#?!

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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:09 am

Sounds good to me.

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:36 pm

@ Nyrk... Well, it's true that I'm forbidden in some religions... It's alright... y'know... I can respect that. I guess they'll have to have my cousin... SUPER BEEF JERKY! It has a jingle too!

o/` It weighs as much as a feather, chewy as a piece of leather... It's... SUPER BEEF JERKY!!! (Kosher cousin of Super Bacon!)