Content Rating: pg-16
crude humor
sexual references
Criticism Policy: n/a
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~UNDER~THE~RAINBOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today I befriended a rainbow, it smiled green. Me and the rainbow, Paul she said her name was, discussed many things. We'd become so familiar with each other that she decided to tell me a secret of her's. what she said completely caught me off guard.
" I'm making a new color," she said in her masculine tone.
It was like learning you got that 13 year old girl across the street pregnant. Why did these things have to happen, we only did it like 7 times, and plus she said, she was "on the pill."
Anyway after that, paul suddenly asked me what it should look like.
"should it be cool or warm?" she remarked
"uhh..." i spazzed out like usual, "how about both." i felt completely stupid after saying that.
out of nowhere she slapped me, leaving a purple streak on my face. i immediately shuddered and curled into a ball beside a rock.
"that's perfect!!" she yelled in amazement. she picked me up. "what should we call it?" she asked again.
"uhh..." Blread," I flinched. As i opened my eyes i saw her hand was paused over my face, then she brought it back to her chest and took off her bra. i didnt know what to do so i took off my pants so it wouldnt be awkward.
before you know, i ended up with a bleard condom.
I was laying there in the park completely nude and tired with Paul beside me sweating yellow. I looked over at her and there was only one thought in my mind
"Did i just ******** a rainbow?"
crude humor
sexual references
Criticism Policy: n/a
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~UNDER~THE~RAINBOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today I befriended a rainbow, it smiled green. Me and the rainbow, Paul she said her name was, discussed many things. We'd become so familiar with each other that she decided to tell me a secret of her's. what she said completely caught me off guard.
" I'm making a new color," she said in her masculine tone.
It was like learning you got that 13 year old girl across the street pregnant. Why did these things have to happen, we only did it like 7 times, and plus she said, she was "on the pill."
Anyway after that, paul suddenly asked me what it should look like.
"should it be cool or warm?" she remarked
"uhh..." i spazzed out like usual, "how about both." i felt completely stupid after saying that.
out of nowhere she slapped me, leaving a purple streak on my face. i immediately shuddered and curled into a ball beside a rock.
"that's perfect!!" she yelled in amazement. she picked me up. "what should we call it?" she asked again.
"uhh..." Blread," I flinched. As i opened my eyes i saw her hand was paused over my face, then she brought it back to her chest and took off her bra. i didnt know what to do so i took off my pants so it wouldnt be awkward.
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before you know, i ended up with a bleard condom.
I was laying there in the park completely nude and tired with Paul beside me sweating yellow. I looked over at her and there was only one thought in my mind
"Did i just ******** a rainbow?"
