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This is based on a dream I had once. My friend Bonnie wrote the last sentence. I think this story needs a title. Feedback?

"Ha-HAH!" Kaz yelled triumphantly as her character punched 2D's into oblivion. She set her controller down and did a little victory dance. "Five to none, yeah baby!" she said. 2D stared at her as she danced around the room. "Kaz, it's only a game..." he said. "Yeah," Kaz laughed. "Only a game... that I won! Five times! Who's awesome? I'm awesome!"
She danced around like a maniac some more, when all of a sudden the lights went out. "HOLY CRAP!" she screamed. "Man, that startled me. You all right, 2D?" she asked, blindly walking around in the dark. "I think so," 2D said. "But I do feel kind of strange..." Kaz turned and started to walk in the direction of his voice. "Y'know," she said, "I feel kinda weird, too." She stumbled over something on the floor. "Woah!" she yelled, throwing her hands out in front of her to break her fall. She fell forward and her hands hit the couch, next to 2D. "Kaz, is that you?" he said.
Kaz scrambled onto the couch. "Yeah man, it's me," she said. She blinked as her eyes got adjusted to the darkness. 2D turned his head in Kaz's direction and screamed. At the same time, Kaz screamed, "OH MY SATAN! IT'S A ZOMBIE!" She then noticed this particular zombie had spiky blue hair. "Woah," Kaz said, laughing. "2D, for a second there I thought you were a zombie." "I thought that you were a zombie, too," 2D said. They both laughed nervously. "You don't think..." Kaz started to say. She looked over at her boyfriend. It was strange, he really did look like a zombie. Was it only the dark? Or had they really changed?
She quickly grabbed 2D's hand. She gasped. It was cold and clammy. "Oh man," she said. "Kaz, quit that!" 2D said. "Your hand's cold!" Kaz's eyes widened in shock. "2D... I... I think we're..." she started. "Zombies?" 2D finished her sentence. Kaz nodded. "But... but I don't know how it could have happened... that blackout? But how does a blackout turn people into zombies? What happened?" she said hysterically. "And... and how come I'm not some kinda flesh-eating monster?"
She calmed down. "Woah," she said. "Can't lose my head. Not while it's still on. Light, we need light." she said. "We gotta see if this has affected Muds, Russ, or Noodle. You got a flashlight?" She paced around, looking at the floor. 2D got down and looked under the couch. He came out holding a small flashlight. "Good enough," Kaz said. She turned on the flashlight and shone the beam of light on 2D. He squinted in the bright light. Kaz looked at him. "Yeah, man, you are definitely a zombie. Me?" Squinting, she shone the light on herself. 2D nodded. "Yeah, thought so," Kaz said.
"All right, man," Kaz said. "Let's see if this happened to the others. She shone the flashlight around until she found a door. She opened it and walked through, 2D following behind. They wandered around, looking for the others, guided only by the small beam of the flashlight. Eventually, they found the door to Noodle's room. Kaz knocked on the door. "Noodle, you in here?" she called.
The door opened. "Kaz, is that you?" Noodle asked. "Come in." Kaz and 2D walked through the door into Noodle's room. Noodle and Russel were inside, both incredibly pale. "So it isn't just us?" Kaz asked. "Nope. Us too," Russel said. Kaz sighed. "So that means Muds probably got it, too... What do you guys think happened?" she asked. Noodle shrugged. "All we know is the obvious," she said. "There was that blackout, and we're now zombies. How does that work, anyway?" "No idea," Kaz said. "But we should check on Muds, y'know, see if he's all right." The others agreed, and followed her out the door.
They wandered around for a while until they found the carpark. "You go first," 2D said as they got closer to the Winnebago. "Man, you're generous," Kaz said, laughing. She knocked on the door of the mobile home. "Hey, Muds!" she yelled. "Come out here!" Murdoc opened the door and came out, looking very zombie-like. "Yeah, him too," Kaz said to the others. Murdoc looked around at everyone. "We're all zombies," he said. "2D, what did you do this time?"
With a quick motion Kaz slapped Murdoc across his face. "It wasn't his fault, you a** wipe, and you know it!" she yelled. "b***h!" Murdoc screamed. "Y'all better stop that before I give you something that really hurts," Russel threatened. "What we really should be doing is figuring out how we're gonna deal with this zombie thing." "Well," Kaz said. "I don't really think it's all that big of a deal, as long as we don't start, y'know, craving human flesh or brains or something. I mean, crazy as it may seem, as long as I'm not some kinda mindless freak monster, I'm good."
Everyone stared at Kaz. "What?" she said. I mean, I can still think, right? What does it matter if I'm a walking corpse?" Everyone continued to stare. "Uh... but still, we should find the cause of this..." Kaz trailed off. "Uh, guys, quit staring at me, you're kinda creeping me out..." Everyone laughed, including Kaz. "But, uh, how are we supposed to do anything? We aren't exactly gonna be able to just randomly go up to someone and be like, 'Oh, hello sir, how are you today? Oh, and by the way, do you know how I became a zombie?' Yeah, that'll go over real well. Then he'll call the police on us and we'll be incarcerated and we'll be put in jail with a bunch of freaky sweaty people. Then we'll be so pissed that we'll all start eating everyone and things'll be worse off then they'd be if we never said anything to anyone in the first place."
Everyone stared at Kaz again. "Kaz, you have a very... vivid imagination..." Noodle said. "Well, it could happen," Kaz said, shrugging. "You never know..." Murdoc rolled his eyes. "Kaz, you arse..." Kaz glared at him. "Don't make me go all cannibal on you," she said, flashing an evil smile. "I will if I have to." Murdoc stared at her. So did the others. "What?" Kaz said. "I was just saying..." They stared at her again. "Aw, screw it. Let's just get to the bottom of this so's I can go back to kicking 2D's butt on the GameCube." The others nodded and they walked through the door back into the building.
Once Kaz closed the door, the lights flickered back on. Everyone looked at each other and laughed. "Damn, do we look bad!" Kaz said, laughing hysterically. "I thought it was bad in the dark... but now that I can see clearly... man, we're a mess!" "Unless we want to look like this for the rest of our lives," Russel said," Then we're gonna have to find a way to reverse this." "Reverse this?" Murdoc said. "We're zombies! The living DEAD! How is it possible to reverse being dead?"
Kaz stared at Murdoc. "The dude has a point," she said. "Zombies are supposed to be dead bodies that... uh... 'get up and kill.' But we are obviously zombies, so we must be..." She trailed off as she realized that they might be screwed. "Kaz," Russel said. "That's only the movies. This is different. We're not going around eating other people. We can still think, we can still talk. There's gotta be a way." "If you say so," Kaz said. She laughed. "Remember what I said before about not caring if I'm a walking corpse? Well, that was before I realized how freaky-looking I am. I look like I've been buried underground for a couple'a days. I'm all for getting out of this."
"It's probably Kong," Noodle said. Russel nodded. "Yeah, I've been thinking that, too. This place IS haunted, after all." "Great," Kaz said. "We're all zombies because we live in a haunted recording studio. And just how are we going to get out of this one?" She sighed. "It's not like we've got some kinda 'antidote' or anything..." Noodle looked at Kaz. "Kaz, that's it!" "What's it?" Kaz said, confused. Murdoc sighed. "Kaz, you and 2D make such a great couple. You're both complete idiots." Noodle ignored Murdoc's comment. "An antidote! If we can find a way to get an antidote or something, then we can go back to normal!"
"Cool," Kaz said. "But how are we gonna get an antidote? Go find some kinda scientist dude and see if he can help us?" "Yeah," Russel said. "Good idea. We'll look for a scientist to make antidote!" "Woah," Kaz said. "Guess I'm full of good ideas today, huh." "Yeah, you're full of it, all right..." Murdoc said. "Muds..." 2D said. "Just... just leave her alone, okay?" Murdoc stared at 2D, speechless. "All right, 2D!" Kaz said, smiling. "Gimme five!" She held her hand in the air and 2D slapped it. They both grinned at Murdoc, who scoffed and looked away.
Half an hour later, they set out in the Geep to find Dr. Jim, the closest scientist. They found his lab, precariously perched on a creepy-looking mountain with fake-looking lightning flashing around it. Strange growling and evil laughter came from the run-down old building. "Typical," Kaz said. "This dude's trying too hard." "Well, let's hope he's the kind of mad scientist with a zombie antidote," Noodle said. "Yeah," Kaz said. "And let's hope he ain't like, Frank N Furter or something. That'd be WAY too creepy. And useless."
They drove up the mountain, Kaz laughing at all the cheesy scenery. When they reached the top, Murdoc parked the Geep, and they hopped out. "Here's hopin' it ain't Frank N Furter," Kaz said, and knocked on the door. It opened, and out came a man who looked a lot like... "SWEET SATAN!" Kaz yelled. "It's Riff Raff!" "I beg your pardon?" the man asked, squinting at them. Murdoc glared at Kaz. "Sorry about that," he said. "We're here to see Dr. Jim. We're hoping he can help us with our little... problem." "Yes, come in," the Riff Raff lookalike said. They followed him into the building.
They followed the butler into a room filled with chairs and old magazines. "Wait here," he said, walking out of the room. "Doctor!" he called. "There are five zombies here to see you!" "Damn, that was creepy..." Kaz said. "And what the crap is this? A waiting room, complete with old magazines? What's this guy's deal?" She sat down on one of the chairs. 2D sat in the chair next to her. "Now what?" Kaz said.
An old, harmless-looking man in a labcoat walked into the room. Kaz looked up. "Are you Dr. Jim?" she asked. The man smiled and nodded. "Yes, I am." "Phew!" Kaz said. "I'm glad. We were wondering... well, as you can see, we're zombies, and we wanted to know if you have like, an antidote or something?" "I might," the scientist said with a smile. "Come with me." Kaz shrugged and got up. She motioned for the others to come. "This dude looks harmless," Kaz whispered to 2D as they followed Dr. Jim. "Let's just hope he ain't antidote-less."
Dr. Jim led them to the laboratory, which was filled with beeping machines. "Now what is it you need?" he asked. "Uh... a zombie antidote-type-thing," Kaz said. "Y'know, to make us not zombies no more." "Ah, yes," the scientist said. "As a matter of fact, I do have one of those." "Really?" Kaz asked hopefully. "Yes, I do. Shall I get it?" Dr Jim said with a creepy smile. "Hell yes!" Kaz said. "All right then. You wait here." He walked off and disappeared among the various machines.
The scientist returned with a beaker filled with a strange green liquid. "Here you go," he said. Kaz looked at the beaker. "Hey Muds, you go first, okay?" she said. Everyone else agreed. "Fine," Murdoc said, and he took a drink of the strange liquid. He made a face and swallowed, while everyone waited impatiently to see what would happen.
Slowly, Murdoc's skin returned to its normal color. The antidote was working. Everyone watched, fascinated. Finally, Murdoc was back to normal. One after the other, Kaz, 2D, Noodle, and Russel each took a drink of the antidote. Gradually, they returned to normal. "Sweet," Kaz said. "Thanks, Dr. Jim!" "No problem," Dr. Jim said. "I know how tricky those haunted recording studios can be. If you ever need another antidote, I'm here."
He led them back outside, and went inside again. "Man, that guy was WEIRD!" Kaz said as they walked back to the Geep. "At least we're back to normal," Noodle said. "Yeah," Kaz said. "Hey 2D, when we get back, you ready for some more a** kickin'?" "No, I'll beat you this time!" 2D said, smiling. "Heh, I doubt it," Kaz said. Everyone was in a good mood, talking and laughing.
"Hold on," Kaz said. "Why'd that guy give us that for free? And how'd he know where we live?" 2D shrugged. "I dunno," he said. "Who cares?" Russel said with a smile. "We ain't zombies anymore, and that's all that matters." "But still..." Kaz started, then shrugged. "Eh, whatever," she said. "2D, I will kick your butt. You can't win, man." Then, as they slowly drove into the sunset, Russel sighed and said, "Cracker-a**."

Thanks. It's nice to know somebody actually read it and liked it. I posted it in the fanfiction forum, but the only person who commented was all like, "Bla bla bla it's a cliche bla." I've never actually read any Gorillaz fanfics before, so how would I know if it's a cliche or not?
Heh, anecdote. Those are useful for turning back to normal as well. xd

Yeah, seriously. What the crap defines a cliche anyway? Maybe I'M cliche, yeah, that's it. Hello all, I'm Cliche Kaz, nice ta meetcha.
It's cool, 2D can be your boyfriend too. He's already several people's boyfriend. ^_^ I'm not like people who are all like, "OMG he's liek mine!!111 one !1 eleventeen" I'm just a loser who likes fictional characters. sweatdrop

its pretty good, I think it goes a bit fast a some points, and you could have put in more description, but its good....I write fanfiction too...I never finish though, so I never post it....