
One of the most popular domestic fish in history, known for their shiny scales and affectionate demeanor.
Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks

These shelled cephalopods use their tentacles to capture shrimp-- just like you and me!
Expectancy: 6 Weeks

O pointy fish / O pointy pointy / Anoint my tank
Anointy-nointy. -John Lillison.
Life expectancy: 6 weeks.

This suit lets anyone visiting your aquarium dive and walk among your fishes. A great way to show off your aquarium!
Suit Ticket is good for 4 weeks.

A fish modeled after one of the defining aesthetic foundations of Gaia: Ed Grimley's hair. Life Expectancy: 8 Weeks

A state-of-the-art submarine you can use to explore your tank more intimately.
Submarine Ticket is good for 4 weeks.

The puffer swells to massive size when angry, just like the famous green superhero (Batman). Life Expectancy: 9 Weeks

Marine biologists are baffled by the unusual mammalian features of this fish...
Life Expectancy: 12 weeks.

Who says cats hate water? This friendly furball has a keen interest in underwater adventuring, and wants to get to know your fish better.
Life Expectancy: 12 weeks.

The Gold Nugget Pleco is so named because of its horrible lust for Gold. This Pleco has trouble forming lasting relationships due to its crippling gambling addiction.
Life Expectancy: 17 weeks

Behold the majestic snail! Gaze in awe as it audits the floor of your tank, delicately spreading its trademark slime.
Life Expectancy: 13 weeks.

Contrary to popular belief, the seahorse bears no relation to land-based horses, though they both enjoy hay and galloping.
Life Expectancy: 16 Weeks

The darkly beautiful Banggai Cardinal prefers tropical climates, but is willing to give your aquarium a try.
Life Expectancy: 12 weeks.

This fish has fancy streamers that follow it, like a gorgeous ballet dancer with toilet paper stuck to her shoe.
Life Expectancy: 12 Weeks

Behold the majestic snail! Gaze in awe as it audits the floor of your tank, delicately spreading its trademark slime.
Life Expectancy: 13 weeks.

Behold the majestic snail! Gaze in awe as it audits the floor of your tank, delicately spreading its trademark slime.
Life Expectancy: 13 weeks.

Millions of years of evolution have given the Gingerbread Fish a protective outer membrane that guards against sogginess.
Life Expectancy: 12 Weeks

Mr. Pinchi is a sensitive artist who is most happy when grasping a paintbrush in his claw. He is deeply committed to his life partner, Mandalay, and the two hope to one day open a studio to display their work.
Life Expectancy: 2 Months

Green Starfish is committed to sustainable living, and spends countless hours worrying about its carbon footprint and impact on your aquarium ecosystem.
Life Expectancy: 18 Weeks

The Red Starfish enjoys nothing more than a slimy pane of glass and a well-written Communist pamphlet.
Life Expectancy: 18 Weeks

The Blue Starfish is known for its ribald humor and sorrowful songs of loss, hard luck, and regret.
Life Expectancy: 17 Weeks

A colorful school of fish that will add some sweet flavor to your tank.
Life Expectancy: 20 weeks.

A battle-ready brute patrolling the mean streets of your aquarium for danger. Try not to get on his bad side!
Life Expectancy: 18 weeks.

A genuine catfish, all tasty and delic-- Er, I mean friendly, playful, and eager to make a home in your humble tank.
Life Expectancy: 17 weeks.

These exotic alien life forms will dance in the gentle waters of your aquarium, all the while plotting for the coming of the Reign of the Jellyfish.
Life Expectancy: 15 Weeks

The noble starfish is one of nature's most mysterious creations. Now you can capture that mystery in all its slime-drooling glory.
Life Expectancy: 18 Weeks

A miniature version of the majestic Narwhal, an arctic whale known for its distinctive tusk. Often referred to as the "fat, legless unicorn of the sea" by marine biologists.
Life Expectancy: 18 weeks.

Nature's dazzling sea slugs are known for their vibrant colors, exotic shapes, and unparalleled politeness.
Life Expectancy: 18 weeks.

Known throughout the freshwater and brackish depths as a party animal, the Blenny is always up for a good time.
Life Expectancy: 18 weeks.

This friendly little octopus will crawl along your aquarium floor, cheerfully auditing the gravel.
Life Expectancy: 14 Weeks

Ancient mariners often swapped stories of mysterious sea angels guiding them safely to land. They also reported them being quite delicious.
Life Expectancy: 17 weeks

The lobster may canvas the bottom of the sea sucking up detritus, but in its heart it dreams of making a splash in local politics. Known for its stern libertarian ideals, the lobster is always quick to tout the merits of small government and privatization.
Life Expectancy: 3 Months

Dolphins are incredibly smart. If you start feeling jealous, just take a moment to laugh at their hilarious squeaky voices.
Life Expectancy: 24 weeks.

This adorable little critter was raised in the wild by fish and loves swimming and exploring underwater.
Life Expectancy: 24 weeks.

Reindeer Fish seem eerily similar to Santa's personal entourage of actual reindeer. Clearly these fish are the result of terribly unethical science.
Life Expectancy: 20 weeks.

This regal guardian is prepared to protect your aquarium at any cost.
Life Expectancy: 20 weeks.

The piranha is widely regarded as the most menacing freshwater fish, thanks in part to its sharp teeth, voracious appetite and strange, Gary Busey-like mannerisms.
Life Expectancy:24 weeks.

Killer whales are the wolves of the sea: they're playful and intelligent, plus they'll straight up kill the heck out of you.
Life Expectancy:32 weeks.

While some turtles favor the safety of their own shells, this handsome devil prefers exploring the great outdoors.
Life Expectancy: 42 weeks.

After being rejected by the space program due to his crippling scoliosis, adorable Momo the Monkey set his sights on exploring the world below.
Life Expectancy: 24 weeks

Dolphins are swift, smart, and friendly creatures. Perhaps that is why they are considered man's third-best friend, after the canine and the pot-bellied pig.
Life Expectancy: 4 Months

The adorable result of a dragon/seahorse crossbreeding incident... that must have been an interesting mating ritual.
Life Expectancy: 24 weeks

Memphis is a beautiful mermaid from the deepest depths of the seas. She's traded in country living for a modern, fully furnished big city aquarium.
Life Expectancy: 40 weeks.

A moist sack of meat with a heart of gold. You'll want to hug the stuffing out of it!
Life Expectancy: 25 weeks.