Well hello there. I'm Dr. Dooms. And yes, my last name is really Dooms, witch makes it pretty f**king awesome because I'm a doctor who manily deals with insane people.

I WILL swear and call you a b***h. But I'll also help you out. Most of the people I deal with are insane. So I have a few staright jackets in the room at all times. I will help you with your proublems as long as you pay up.

If you need a hug I'm here, put your hands on my a**, get my foot up yours. Kai?
Now that, thats all about of the way, how can I help you?