On the 11th day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed through lightstrings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males spraying
3 missing wisemen
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me.
Xagada: The Poll Community
poor poor tree ;.; 