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So my friend is the President of our club and he dropped a bomb on us saying he had herpes and everyone went compleatly nuclear on him. He said it was because of his job at the strip club as a female body inspector, or F.B.I agent. Then we where all like, we should go to the the C.I.A about this, more known to my friends as the Clinic In Albertus. While we where there we saw the doctor collection of aliens and we where like he belongs in Area 51 with this alien obsession. It should be a crime punishable by the National Justic Department to have that many alien figurines. One of the Aliens even had his own tiny Airplane he rode in. Thats kinda scary thinking about aliens on an airplane because if it every happened it would be like some kind of threat to national security. The talking about that made my friend tell us about how his dad had a detective put wire taps on their phone to prove that his mom was cheating on him and caught him having phone sex with his girlfriend, who is Katie Smith and she lives at 1621 Dune Ridge West and her SSN is ***-**-5555.



ahahahahaha

What happened?

you should hear me and my buddies when we go on leave and they decide to search us more, oh man one of my friends got arrested for it but it was worth it