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This was a freestyle I had planned on posting before the BTWF's untimely announcement of closure, but I decided to post it anyway, since I probably have at least all the BTWF regular's in it. From me to you guys, a BTWF freestyle.

The Franchize is back in the building and I'm doin' big things
Everybody know that I'm the best in a BTWF ring.

But while I was injured, some of these cats had s**t to say
Now that Killa Kal is back, ya'll gon remember this day.

Cause this is about to be a massacre, I got some stuff on my chest
I'm the Boss Hogg, I ain't gotta prove who's the best.

Shadow, you my boy, but yo a** is old news
I beat yo a** young, like Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.

The only reason the fans chant for you is because they think you crazy
You claim you a man, but yo shadow is a lady.

I'm quick with the word play, but drive slow in my Coop
I'll leave you dumbfounded and standing still, like you wearin' a cement shoe.

And honestly, we all know what Yuri is the best at what he do
Just ask the members of the Sabre Unit about what he can do with his "screw".

Okay, no more jokes about p***s' and masturbation
Gaze at my greatness, while I make my Proclamation.

You think you're something because you killed people in a war?
I put yo a** in the dirt, camouflaged with blood to the core.

And Anthony Voorhees is the gift that keeps on givin'
Him being champ again, is like him goin' to heaven.

Just won't happen G.

Me, I'm like a fine wine, gettin' betta over time as I please.
You like a cow's tit, easy to squeeze.

I piss on tombstones and hangout in ******** with me and yo a** will end up like Freddy

If bein' crushed through flamin' tables won't put you down for the count
I'll stay cold like Sub-Zero, reachin' for ya spine and rippin' ya ********' skeleton out.

I'm Unholy like Meatpuppet, that's why I'm still around
Stop hatin' Kutterman before I put you back where you belong-The Underground

I'll put yo a** in place, leave you drunk like Jack Daniels
The truth hurts man, I know it's hard to handle.
Yo career is barefoot, I can walk around in sandles.

I'm not trying to hurt ya brain, I'm trying to spit you some knowledge
I got a masters in wrestling, you didn't even make it to college.

I've done a Revision of my strategy, I knock the creed out of Apolo
Kid Chaos is into hardcore, why you think he swallow?

I can leave yo a** hotter than a Heat Wave, or spinnin' like the Twister
And Ryan Daniels is garbage, shouldn't even consider him a wrestler.

And ya'll can ho CTC to the fullest, but it's gettin lame and bland
Ya'll need a life, so get some p***y, and stop ********' ya hand.

We can ******** Saftey like Hell's Guardian or be Better Than You like Austin Azure
I'm Phenomanal like Red Comet, instead of seeing a StarScream, I go straight for the ******** an Alpha homie, I'm ridin' with Omega on my Caddy
This may be the Final Chapter, but I'm Savin' the Queen like Big Daddy.

I'm quick to make Empty Promises, dropping you like Xunkai
Or show no Redemption like my boy Jin, giving you nuthin' but pain, and allowing you to die.

And I might not have it now, but someday I will have that World title.
Anyone wanna stop me, I'll do you like Triple H does a water bottle.

Darson is here, welcome back to the game friend
But you choked my a** out, should've killed me instead

But now I'm gonna haunt you like Voorhees until you Rest In Peace
I'll only get pleasure till yo lungs collapse and I hear yo breathin' cease.

Look's like the Franchize has got another name to add to the list
These other feds was good, but the BTWF was simply the best.

I'm through playin around, the game is ova
I'll unload my scrotum on you and let my balls crush you like boulda's.

My rap has come to an end, but I'm bout to stay sick
And if you hate the BTWF, you can Suck My d**k!

(Thank you Blade and everyone else in the BTWF. You guys accepted me into your family, and for that, I am greatful. Don't think about it as the end, but simply, a new beginning. Peace.)