Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit down and rest
I'll give you a free personality test!

In Mission Impossible, born and raised
Destroying thetans where I spent most of my days
Auditing, scamming, relaxing all cool
And collecting some money outside of the school
when a couple of anons starting raiding without apologies
so I had to defend my cult of scientology

I got in one little fight and L.Ron Hubbard got scared
he said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I whisled for Xenu and when he came near
The e-meter said "brainwash" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say this scam was rare
But I said ******** it now! Yo, Xenu, to Bel-Air!


I paid them in millions, about seven or eight
And I yelled to L.Ron. Yo Hubbard smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there.
Now I'm scamming the innocent in a town called Bel-Air.