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God awful fanfictions have…crippled the fandom…
(Enjoy Suethor’s unoriginal and boring OCs)
Canon failed as originality tanked…
(Ask a beta if your OC’s right for Sue!)
And in canon rape, some badfics erected…
(Suefics are, unfortunately, legal!)
Disgusting fanfics that exploded my head..
And you can marry a stud…
Or a bishie…
For every fandom, sue fanfiction grows….
But best you be tactful when leaving some concrit…
Lest it be you ‘neath the banhammer’s blows…
She’s smart…
She’s lean…
She’s pure…
She could fix your life,
Rest assured…
She’s a princess, a warrior or
Whore!
And its her plot…
To destroy and rot….
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
Makes characters care for her petty obsessions,
Her perfect pure heart beats with incommon blood
And this woman has, aesthetic perfection
And she’ll change who you were in the canon
Cause she’s young…
(but she shouldn’t be here!)
She’s cute
She’s sure
(This is not what the creator wrote!)
And she’ll change the world,
Rest assured,
She ignores the canon of the fandoms
Lore!
(This should not be happening!)
And it’s her bag…
To screw and shag…
MAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINS!




I found this on http://community.livejournal.com/marysues and thought all of us as Repo! fans, might enjoy it.

You know what's weird?

I didn't think Mary-Sues existed in Repo...

i need a like button here!