"Tesla"-Pattern Flux Generator:1:
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“Gentlemen and Gentle-Ladies, have you ever attempted to navigate a jetpack through sky-squid, but been forced to turn back because of their hunger? Have you ever been in a bar-room brawl, but woken up in the gutter hours beaten and bruised? Well worry no more my fine friends, for I have the perfect accessory for you!
The Flux Generator is powered by a micro Tesla-coil, which generates a static current throughout your body. This electro-magnetic energy is then stored within you until you touch something conductive, like using your fist to touch a brawlers face for example, or surprising a squid into retreating if it gets too “friendly” with you.
It can add quite a punch to your punches, and is made from only the finest materials, so buy one today! At the oh-so-cheap price of twenty British pounds! For all your squid-punching needs, it is something no explorer, airship captain or Treasure hunter should be without!
Disclaimer:
-You may feel a tingly sensation if wearing this pendant with other metallic clothing.
-Always wear rubber soled boots whilst using this pendant, or the charge generated will be grounded instantly.
-Wearing this Pendant may induce nausea, light-headedness, vomiting, immolation, chronic hunger, chronic un-hunger, chronic back pain or chronic chronicness.
-Do not ingest this pendant, it is NOT edible, and you don’t want a static generator in your stomach... just trust me on that one.
-This pendant does NOT, under any circumstances, give you superpowers.
-Squid-Punching is an offence punishable by law, we do not advise it, with or without the pendant.
-We (the creators) are not liable for any injuries (to self or otherwise) caused by wearing, ingesting, injecting this pendant. Nor are we liable for damages caused by using the pendant as a weapon, nor as a stress ball.
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Since i'm going to the Steampunk Exhibition in Oxford next week, i decided that i needed some more steamy stuff to wear whilst im there... so, i began drawing up plans for some accesories, based on the stuff i have in my Build Box (a set of trays full of random junk i find lying around). so far, i have only built the one object, but i still have plenty of time (and snow days off college!) to work on more.
And since I think its worth posting, since it looks
awesome, this is the Ledger that you see in the 1st image:
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