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Thirsty Dude!

Kid lands perfect cannonball on dad's crotch

Dog Sings Lady Gaga

I Love Ponies!!

Dog Love

I love how earnest the horse loving people where. That's what made it so interesting, like they weren't over the top about it, but they weren't like shady and secretive about it either.

I of course meant the Lady Gaga comment with no offense to the dog. Did you like the monkey peeing in his own mouth?!?! Oh em gee, that always makes me smile, I want an animated tattoo of that.

LOVED The masturbating dog!

The commercials were pretty cute too.

This one made me smile from ear to a**

Karate Secret Move

Which made me think, like in Ultimate Fighting, is there any specific rule about soiling yourself during a fight?

Like can you do that move where you're sorta straddling the other guys face and pinning his legs and what not and totally unload in your pants all over the guys face?

What would you do if you were the "other guy" in that scenario? You're this bigass buff fighter dude ready to kickass on the UFC circuit, when next thing you know it there's some guys balls on your neck and a** right over your face and he just crapped his pants so close to your mouth you can actually feel the heat from his load on your tongue.

Do you give up the match? Do you tap-out? Or do you man it up, even though you can basically "taste it"?

I've always wanted to personally ask a UFC fighter guy how that works.