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handsanitizer1

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:30 am


Ok, a really good friend of mine watched Twilight a few days ago. She says she liked it and *shudder* that Edward was kind of cute. The horror! eek In essence I'm afraid she'll become a Twitard. How do I convert her back to the light side?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:42 am


Focus on Twilight's flaws and discuss them with her :3

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:35 am


Show her my list of reasons why Twilight is horrible.

Quote:
Bella is supposed to be average and unnatractive...yet every boy in the whole school wants her and everyone in the school is obsessed with her.

Bella and Edwards love is based on lust/ Love at first site. No dating involved...automatic love.

Its not enough that everyone at the school wants her. ALL of the bad guys want her as well.

She is constantly whining and complaing throughout the entire series and is very clumsy so Edward always keeps a close eye on her as if she were a baby.

Edward is so over protective he doesn't allow her to go see her friends, and even takes the engine out of her truck so that she cant.

After awhile she ditched all of her friends, just to be with him. Nothing else mattered to her anymore.

Well Edward left her in the second book because he thought he was to dangerous to be around her. So Bella went into the forest and started going on about how life was no longer worth living...suicidal much?

She found out that everytime she was in danger she could hear Edwards voice...so she constantly put herself in danger just to hear his voice. So she jumps off a cliff...

One of Edwards sisters can see visions...so she thought Bella commited suicide. So Edward went to Italy so the main Branch of vampires could kill him....Suicidal thoughts.

Not to mention she had gained a close bond to a guy/shapeshifter/werewolf named Jacob during this time and they started liking one another. Then dumped him as soon as she heard Edward was in danger and ran off to save him.

the third book is about Jacob and Edward fighting over Bella...
and Jacob threatened to commit suicide during war just because Bella wouldn't kiss him. stupid much?

4rth book I haven't read and I don't plan on it because the other three were horrible.

but Bella wants to have sex as a human before turning into a vampire...Edward wont turn her into a vampire until she marries him.
Well they didn't use protection so she gives birth to a half human, half vampire child that almost kills her... during the pregnancy.

Which is an epic biology fail.
Because Edward is a vampire. Which means he is dead. He has no blood. No blood equals no erection and no semen, which means no kid.
and If she did her chromosome math right. Because she talked about it in the book. She would know that their kid is supposed to have down syndrome.

Another complaint I have is the fact that Jacob imprinted on the baby. It is a were wolf thing in the book. Which means he wants to mate with her...a baby....which means he is a *****.


If she has any common sense, she wouldn't like it anymore.
That and Edward looks like a foot.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:36 am


Who says you've got too do anything?
I have a friend that likes Twilight.
We've discussed it before,
she told me what she like about it,
I told her what I disliked about it,
then we had a few laughs over some of the silly things about it.

And then she pointed out a few other things she like about it,
which was fine with me since we pretty much agreed to disagree on this
quite peacefully.

Seriously,
just discuss the book with her but still respect her opinion on it,
if she still likes it by the end of it just ignore it.
You propobly have other things you don't agree on anyway.

(Plus liking the movie might not be a sign of a future Twi-fan.
Some of my best friends like the first movie but hate the books. Why? Because appearantly they found the movie entertaining in a funny-bad-movie kind of way.)

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:35 pm


HouseMDFan25
Show her my list of reasons why Twilight is horrible.

Quote:
Bella is supposed to be average and unnatractive...yet every boy in the whole school wants her and everyone in the school is obsessed with her.

Bella and Edwards love is based on lust/ Love at first site. No dating involved...automatic love.

Its not enough that everyone at the school wants her. ALL of the bad guys want her as well.

She is constantly whining and complaing throughout the entire series and is very clumsy so Edward always keeps a close eye on her as if she were a baby.

Edward is so over protective he doesn't allow her to go see her friends, and even takes the engine out of her truck so that she cant.

After awhile she ditched all of her friends, just to be with him. Nothing else mattered to her anymore.

Well Edward left her in the second book because he thought he was to dangerous to be around her. So Bella went into the forest and started going on about how life was no longer worth living...suicidal much?

She found out that everytime she was in danger she could hear Edwards voice...so she constantly put herself in danger just to hear his voice. So she jumps off a cliff...

One of Edwards sisters can see visions...so she thought Bella commited suicide. So Edward went to Italy so the main Branch of vampires could kill him....Suicidal thoughts.

Not to mention she had gained a close bond to a guy/shapeshifter/werewolf named Jacob during this time and they started liking one another. Then dumped him as soon as she heard Edward was in danger and ran off to save him.

the third book is about Jacob and Edward fighting over Bella...
and Jacob threatened to commit suicide during war just because Bella wouldn't kiss him. stupid much?

4rth book I haven't read and I don't plan on it because the other three were horrible.

but Bella wants to have sex as a human before turning into a vampire...Edward wont turn her into a vampire until she marries him.
Well they didn't use protection so she gives birth to a half human, half vampire child that almost kills her... during the pregnancy.

Which is an epic biology fail.
Because Edward is a vampire. Which means he is dead. He has no blood. No blood equals no erection and no semen, which means no kid.
and If she did her chromosome math right. Because she talked about it in the book. She would know that their kid is supposed to have down syndrome.

Another complaint I have is the fact that Jacob imprinted on the baby. It is a were wolf thing in the book. Which means he wants to mate with her...a baby....which means he is a *****.


If she has any common sense, she wouldn't like it anymore.
That and Edward looks like a foot.


THANK YOU.

Will do.

Let's see if I can get her hooked on Harry Potter instead...
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:21 pm


Is it just me, or is Meyer's answer to everything sad in life to An Hero?

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