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 Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:30 am
All right, so I thought I'd have some fun in the guitarists guild! Write down something about your playing or about how you play that you find ironic, sad, frightening, funny, etc. etc.
It can be something like "I can play with both hands on the fretboard at the same time, yet I still can't sing and play chords simultaneously" or something like "I never learned how to palm mute yet I can still play pinch harmonics without any problems."
I'll start:
I play 16th notes at 204 BPM (Only because 204 BPM is the fastest my metranome gets...), change between scales instantaneously, follow chord progressions, finger tap, move up and down the neck of the guitar flawlessly, hit every note flawlessly and palm mute flawlessly......
Yet still can't write a song to my liking because I can't identify a pitch to a fret...
Now its your turn =P
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:48 am
I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:31 pm
Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. Seriously? We're back in the fourth grade or something? Go away, why are you even in this guild if you can't have some fun with people. Go kill yourself or something, you're a nuisence.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:17 pm
l_Shamrock_l Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. Seriously? We're back in the fourth grade or something? Go away, why are you even in this guild if you can't have some fun with people. Go kill yourself or something, you're a nuisence. Hey hey hey, no need to get all serious on me. Cool your jets.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:25 am
Captain Booty V l_Shamrock_l Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. Seriously? We're back in the fourth grade or something? Go away, why are you even in this guild if you can't have some fun with people. Go kill yourself or something, you're a nuisence. Hey hey hey, no need to get all serious on me. Cool your jets. Why are you still alive?
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:34 am
l_Shamrock_l Captain Booty V l_Shamrock_l Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. Seriously? We're back in the fourth grade or something? Go away, why are you even in this guild if you can't have some fun with people. Go kill yourself or something, you're a nuisence. Hey hey hey, no need to get all serious on me. Cool your jets. Why are you still alive? Take a chill pill, even.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:37 pm
l_Shamrock_l Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. Seriously? We're back in the fourth grade or something? Go away, why are you even in this guild if you can't have some fun with people. Go kill yourself or something, you're a nuisence. ok um do we seriously hav to do this?!i mean he may be a lil uptight but damn dont be so mean,now im not tryin to start anythin just chill
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:38 pm
Captain Booty V l_Shamrock_l Captain Booty V l_Shamrock_l Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. Seriously? We're back in the fourth grade or something? Go away, why are you even in this guild if you can't have some fun with people. Go kill yourself or something, you're a nuisence. Hey hey hey, no need to get all serious on me. Cool your jets. Why are you still alive? Take a chill pill, even. ok thats better n.n
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:32 am
Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. Hahahaha! No worries dude, that was hella funny!
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:26 pm
Labyrinth Shredder Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. Hahahaha! No worries dude, that was hella funny!
I concur. I found it so funny, I no longer have that problem...
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:32 pm
Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. This made me laugh.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:36 pm
Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. This made me laugh hard lolz xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:57 am
Captain Booty V I sweep at ridiculous speeds, tap harmonic major mode patterns with 8 fingers, and s**t all over every other guitarist everywhere all while doing backflips on stage... and yet I still can't walk properly, because my head is permanently stuck up my own a**. oh man ... that made my day blaugh
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:33 pm
Haha. Nice one.
Wait... a Smurf battling a keebler elf???
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