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 Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:03 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:38 pm
Hello there, ******** buddy.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:57 pm
How cute its almost finals time and im back to this thread XD Finals are bad.
Fort is our priest~ We are SUPER religious which is really weird seeing how we sell drugs and murder people and have sex with multiple partners but whatevs. We were all baptized into Fort's religion. He wont tell us what its called, because he would have to kill us sad He wears what catholic priests wear but thats only because one time he slit a priest's throat and didnt want the pretty clothes to go to waste.
Fort preaches 3 times a day everyday but Friday for 2 hours at a time. His chapel is on the 2nd floor of the warehouse. You do not need to go to his chapel all 3 times every day, but you HAVE to go on Friday, our holy day, for a 6 hour service. You have to kneel on the floor the whole time, which is good practice for our other ... activities smile
Fort likes to talk about hell. He likes to scream. Its really funny because Shiz likes to scream too and he gets excited when others scream. Services usually go like:
Fort: HELL! HELL FIRE! YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL FIRE!
Shiz: ******** YEAH s**t a** ILL ******** BURN UP s**t IN GOD DAMN HELL b***h
Fort: SHIZ SHUT UP OR LUCIFER WILL CHOP OFF YOUR TONGUE IN HELL!!!
Shiz: ******** THAT IF I CAN ******** EAT MY DAMN BLOOMIN' ONION s**t I DONT GIVE A s**t BOUT MY ******** TONGUE!
Fort: MAY THE LORD MAIL YOU TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET SHIZ YOU ARE BREAKING THE OATH OF MY LAW!!
Shiz: ******** YEAH I AM SUCK THIS FORT!!!
And they keep yelling at each other smile For 6 hours.
Shiz really likes church (for lack of a better term). He goes to ALL services.
When Fort isnt preaching he is taking confessions. Not the normal church kind. When you confess to Fort he has Belle pistol whip you violently for several minutes as punishment. Some people confess multiple times a day (BUZZ. SHOY. KEJO. ANA.) because pistol whipping turns them on. Often those 4 will confess together then start ******** AS they're being pistol whipped, and because ******** is against Fort's law that means they have to be pistol whipped even harder. Its a disgusting cycle.
Fort will not eat food on his own. Belle has to feed him. Belle is Fort's personal assistant smile She also has to bathe him. And dress him and tie his shoe laces. However she doesnt have to wipe him. Belle loves Fort. She worships him. She makes sure to use his name in every sentence she says. "May Fort be with you. What a Fort-uous day. I need to take a s**t, in the name of Fort." etc. When Fort is napping she spreads the word of Fort to other SGers. She is currently making a Book of Common Fort to help spread his word. She has a Fort shrine in her room. Its creepy. She shares a room with Ash smile Ash gets hit with a crowbar so much half the time she doesnt even know Belle exists. Its the perfect roomie combo.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:13 pm
HEY!
HEY!
GIVE ME SOME MORE DAMNNED MONEY TO ******** COUNT YOU BITCHES.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:17 pm
o.o
Do I have any part in this?~
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:21 pm
Ooooooh, gimme my role! smile
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:35 pm
Are we reviving this? Yes? I forgot what I was and I'm too lazy to go looking XD
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:42 pm
Unknown R A I N B O W says:
Now that I've read it, this is awesomely Epic. =D
Your time now well wasted
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:34 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:06 pm
This is awesome 3nodding
I'd just be someone to do all of the grunt work. An expendable.
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:53 pm
Ginji of Thunder Are we reviving this? Yes? I forgot what I was and I'm too lazy to go looking XD You were just Roy's assistant, and poisoned a lot by Graphie smile
You're REALLY pitiful Ginji, sorry. You are in LOTs of love and lust. You're like head over heels in love with Ezzy. And Chi. And Meru (God Fort help you there D: ), Belle, Aine, Courtney, and Ash. And you are in craaaaazy creepy lust with Graphie, Buzz, Mercain, Eikichi, and Shoy.
The problem is no one reciprocates any of those feelings sad Mostly because you're HORRIBLE at showing the feelings. You think you're a poet, so you spend your days writing love/lust poems for all the people you want. And then you read them the poems. The problem is you always ask Roy for his advice. You're pretty close to Roy, since you're his assistant. And of course if you ask Roy for advice Shiz is going to give you his advice too, because those two do everything together. You try to copy Shiz and Roy because they're total studs and you want to be one too. It ends up with you smiling sinisterly at people while screaming curse words and poems at them. Its kind of terrifying. The people you want avoid you at all costs. Everyone else is fine with you though smile
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:00 pm
Awwe, that's kind of depressing
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:12 pm
❝AWE HELL YEAH I'MMA STUD, BUT
DAYUM IT'S BEEN TOO LONG
SINCE I ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION
TO THIS AND I HAVE IT SAY,
IT IS SOME ******** GIDDY MOUTHWASH.
S h i z z e h
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:59 pm
I´ve forgotten if I was even in this and I´m too lazy to check. I don´t think I was tho´
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