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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:15 pm

Right listen up ladies. You might have heard of R Kelly's latest epic, "Trapped in the Closet". Maybe you didn't! In this case, I'm doing you a favour! "Trapped in the Closet" is THE most fantastic* thing ever, loved by all who've seen it. AND! I've got URLs for all the episodes done by far, all 12 of them.

Do yourself a favour and watch them, alright? You'll thank me for it.

episodes 1-5!
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Zb5fKlxxlHM&search=r. kelly

episodes 6-10!
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Zb5fKlxxlHM&search=r. kelly

episode 11!
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Zb5fKlxxlHM&search=r. kelly

episode 12!
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Zb5fKlxxlHM&search=r. kelly

And there's going to be TWENTY episodes in all. Can't wait!

*fantastic in the way people call retarded children or ugly dogs fantastic

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:38 am

Twenty episodes?

Where is our god?

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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:17 am

The sad part is I don't think anyone is ever going to shoot R. Kelly... he's just to much of a p***y.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:55 am

Ever-Infamous Kojiro-san

Twenty episodes?

Where is our god?

Obviously, in R Kelly's closet... oh who am I kidding, clearly there's no god.

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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:04 pm

I actually heard some of this on the radio the other day. They were playing it on the morning show of one of the local "new rock/alternative" radio stations in my area so they could make fun of it and it was damn funny!

" . . . I pulled back the cover. Oh my god a rubber-rubber-rubber!" *echo-echo-echo* -R Kelly

eek . . . . . rofl

There is even a midget involved later on! WTF!?

Geez . . . stare

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:01 pm

Fodder. Pure fodder.

Is R. Kelly TRYING to get himself made fun of now? Peeing on a girl ain't enough for him? Now he's gotta make a little melodrama wannabe thinger to horrify us all?

Can someone be convicted of molesting all of America (and other countries, I'm sure) via horrible videos/songs? No? Then maybe this should be a precedent.

And 20 episodes? He's actually found someone who will film 20 whole episodes of this without comitting honorable suicide from the shame of being involved in this "project"?

People, I think we all know what the 'R' in 'R. Kelly' really stands for... Retard. Yes, Retard Kelly. Or Rutabegga. It's your call.

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bfdhshsgvjggh

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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:58 pm

R apparently stands for Robert...which makes me upset.

Why?

BECAUSE MY GODAMN NAME IS ROBERT.

Man should be ashamed to have been named Robert.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:19 pm

I actually think that's pretty cool.

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