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 Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:08 pm
Throughout the whole movie, I was trying to hold back my snickers. There's this one part where Belly asks Edwad to kiss her, they kiss, he has a horny face. WOOP DEE DOO! : D!
Here's my summary.
Belly and Edwad are very much in love 'lust'. Belly gets smashed into a table and bleeds (Audience: "OH NOES!"). Edwad leaves Belly to protect her (Me: "NO CEDRIC! DON'T LEAVE CHO!"). Belly calls Mr. ***** 'beautiful'. Demon spawn comes-, oops, wrong movie. Alice, the second love of Belly's life, comes back and smex. Naked dazzling, glittery, god-like, marbled skined, beautiful, Edwad has chest hair. More sparklepires. Somewhere along Dakota Fanning said "Pain" and Edwad had an orgasm.
The ending was horrible. It's the world's worst cliff hanger EVER.
It went along like this:
Edwad: "WILL U, LEIK, TOTALLY, LEIK, MARRY ME?"
Belly: "GGGAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
Movie: "LOL, ROLL CREDIT TIEM NAO. TEEHEE."
My friend: "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
I thought it was a horrible cliff hanger because you already know what Belly's reply would be.
My friend screamed, "WHAT?!" when the credits rolled on. A bunch of people looked at her. I thought it was hilarious.
Overall, the movie was pretty okay. At least it's better than the first one.
Did I mention there's going to be spoilers? Oh well. C:
Discuss: Stuff.
New Moon.
Twihards at New Moon.
Other stuff.
Free coupons, but they actually have a catch to them?
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:23 pm
New Moon is even more anti-feministic than Twilight.
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:29 pm
I know, right?
Belly can't function without Edwad. For about 3 or 4 months Belly just sits in a chair infront of a window, with the camera rotating around her head. I got dizzy. Then she's back with Edwad, and she's all cured! : O!
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:33 pm
tell me about it. I never even went to see the movie, but my friends are all twitards, so that was all they could talk about. i know enough about the series that i don't need to see the movies. although, my other friend did invite me to the midnight showing, she is a twitard but loves it when i commentate on movies. sadly i had to turn the offer down, i had babysitting the next morning.
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:01 pm
Hah, my friends are Twitards, but they never really show it.
RAWRGH! I thought Raven was with Beastboy? Or was that Starfire?
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:10 pm
well, technically starfire is with robin, but he is way too good for her, and she never really treated him differently than cyborg and beast boy, so you could never tell they liked each other personally, although they had strong friendship bonds. also, beast boy and raven act like me and my little brother, annoying each other until the very end, so you can't really say they like each other. its very complicated.
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