SmexyFur
BOG sane psycho
This is probably the worst place to say this, but
what would be so bad about being a zombie?
I mean take a bladed weapon,
decapitate a zombie,
but do not kill it,
take the head with you somewhere safe,
let it like barely bite you kill it,
and then wait to turn into a zombie.
I mean really what would be so bad about it.
You no longer have to worrry about survival in eternal terror.
You don't have to eat, drink, sleep, or any other tedious bodily functions.
You get to chow down on people without even knowing it.
And you get to hang out with your zombie brethren.
Which is good if loved ones are already zombies.
what would be so bad about being a zombie?
I mean take a bladed weapon,
decapitate a zombie,
but do not kill it,
take the head with you somewhere safe,
let it like barely bite you kill it,
and then wait to turn into a zombie.
I mean really what would be so bad about it.
You no longer have to worrry about survival in eternal terror.
You don't have to eat, drink, sleep, or any other tedious bodily functions.
You get to chow down on people without even knowing it.
And you get to hang out with your zombie brethren.
Which is good if loved ones are already zombies.
Uhh, for one, you have no rational thought, so you wouldn't remember anything past the initial turning.
Two, you are endangering the rest of the human race with your sheer idiocy.
And three. You're gonna die eventually. Zombies rot.
I swear, some people.
You kinda proved my point with the first thing.
No rational thought.
You don't have to worry about anything anymore.
And endangering the human race.
What the heck have they done for the planet.
I mean do zombies pollute, no.
For that matter they are pure fertilizer.
