On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me - a vampy drunk on egg nog
On the second gay (I mean day but ********, gay is funnier) of christmas, my true love gave to me - two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog
On the third day of christmas, my true love gave to me, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog
On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: four goofy demons, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog
On the fifth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: Five pairs of boobs! four goofy demons, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog
On the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: six envy spawns, five pairs of boobs!, four goofy demons, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog
On the seventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me: seven sins and virtues, six envy spawns, five pairs of boobs! four goofy demons, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog
On the eighth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: eight hungry children, seven sins and virtues, six envy spawns, five pairs of boobs!, four goofy demons, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog
On the ninth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: nine kinds of wings, eight hungry children, seven sins and virtures, six envy spawns, five pairs of boobs! four goofy demons, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog.
On the tenth day of christmas, my true love was kind of sick of me being so greedy, but he gave to me: ten different feet, nine kinds of wings, eight hungry children, seven sins and virtues, six envy spawns, five pairs of boobs! four goofy demons, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me: eleven tiny toddlers, ten different feet, nine kinds of wings, eight hungry children, seven sins and virtues, six envy spawns, five pairs of boobs! four goofy demons, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnog
On the twelvth day of christmas (you should have known this was coming) my true love gave to meeeeeeee: twelve tentacles, eleven tiny toddlers, ten different feet, nine kinds of wings, eight hungry children, seven sins and virtures, six envy spawns, five pairs of boobs! four goofy demons, three badass spawns, two fallen angels and a vampy drunk on eggnoooooooooooooooooog!
