Weird California laws:
- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
- It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. ((This one is broken every day all the time. We all go like 90. XD))
- Women may not drive in a house coat. ((I have no idea.))
Dana Point:
- One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open. ((:O It might smell!))
Chico:
- Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. ((XDDD))
Eureka:
- Persons may not sleep on a road. ((Thats a given))
- One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
- Men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women. ((Same with if you have a mustache...))
Long Beach:
- Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
- It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. ((LOL, you miss the hit and go: FML.))
L.A.:
- It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
- It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
- You may not hunt moths under a street light.
- Toads may not be licked.
- It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
- Zoot suits are prohibited.
Ontario:
- Roosters may not crow in the city limits. ((Its all built up anyways, I wouldn't imagine anyone having a Rooster... but still... LOL))
Riverside: (Where I live lulz)
- One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock. ((...I am so trying this.))
San Diego:
- The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. ((XD I wish they had that here... so tacky.))