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 Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:09 am
Me and my brosky were outside of a church waiting for the bus, and the church made us decide to talk about the virgin mary. well long story short, I called jesus a pore b*****d, some church goers got pissed, I told them I had a loophole that made it ok, they didnt have anything to say, either from my stupidity or my awesome smartyness.
What I told them was this
the actual definition of the word b*****d in the dictionary is...
1 : an illegitimate child
2 : something that is spurious, irregular, or of questionable origin
And the definition of illegitmate...
1 : not recognized as lawful offspring; specifically : born of parents not married to each other
Sooooooo...yep, you can call jesus a b*****d and it techincally isnt offensive.
LOOPHOLES ARE FUN!
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:08 am
Or, you could have been honest and said "What? You have a problem with my immortal soul going to hell?" Or more plainly... ignore them?
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:22 am
Gracchvs Robespierre Or, you could have been honest and said "What? You have a problem with my immortal soul going to hell?" Or more plainly... ignore them? That did cross my mind but where would be the FUN IN THAT!
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:28 am
I've ALWAYS known Jesus to be a b*****d, but it's fun to see people's reactions, innit? blaugh
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:38 am
You know. I've never seen things in that fashion.
Can't wait to use it!
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