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Worship Svan!
  Um... K?
  Who's Svan?
  But I already worship Duam...
  I don't believe in Svan, he's a myth... Why am I being disemboweled?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:46 pm


In the beginning, there was the Guild, and it was good.
Then there was Duamutef, and he commanded that all the members of the
Guild should worship him as a God.
And for a while, they did.
However, belief in Duam started to subside, and opposition arouse.

A long bloody battle was waged between those who believed and those who
didn't. The battle raged on for minutes, and much blood was spilled.

Then there rose Svantevit, a God of war, and he joined the believers, bringing threats of disembowelment to those who opposed the All God Duam.

For many hours, peace took hold of the Guild, and all was good.

Then, in a caffeine fueled fit of ADD, Svan decided he wanted to be a God separate from Duam, so he went and Created a giveaway thread promising great rewards...

The rest, my children, has yet to happen.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:56 pm


Um...WTF? o.o;
Roman, what have you been doing while I've been busy? FILL ME IN PLEASE. x]

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:50 pm


lol, tis only a story for the kiddies
PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:49 pm


Teh, I said obey and they did; end of story.
Get with the program Lil miss pissy krissy razz .

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:34 pm


In the darkness...
And then the DemiGod Svan was promoted by the All-God Makaze to Full God status... and all was pretty much the same.
... you were my light
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:45 pm


Duamutef
Teh, I said obey and they did; end of story.
Get with the program Lil miss pissy krissy razz .

Suck it Dumb-Dumb. ^^

Makaze~chan
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